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1/13/2015 8:28:41 AM
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Soo a Titan, a Hunter, and a Warlock walk into a bar...

Which one gets laid? Which one gets too drunk and arrested? Which one goes home sad and alone? You decide

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  • The Warlock is pissed that the Hunter is an all around better class, and spends the night pouting and arguing with the Hunter about who's better. To busy pouting to get any chicks. The titan, not wanting to get in between the Hunter and Warlock, sits quietly and drinks himself to retardation.. Gets arrested for shoulder charging innocent bystanders. The Hunter on the other hand knowing his physical superiority ignores the Warlock. Goes home with the girl and collects 200 Warlock tears.

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    • Hunter is cool, calm, collected, suave, and gets the women with his long flowy cape which is a sign of his ginormous manhood. Titan is a big brawny frat boy and gets way drunk. Jealous of the success of the hunter, the titan cries himself into a drunken rage and breaks a few stools and tables and gets arrested. The warlock sits there and ponders the meaning of life. After much deliberation, he realizes there is no meaning, there is no point, thus he is sad and goes home to cry himself to sleep. [spoiler]Joke's on the hunter, he got HIV from the hoes. Also joke's on my hunters. I said the hunter in this scenario wears a large cape to flaunt his big manhood; my hunters sport the makeshift scarf given at the beginning of the game, they have the smallest penis possible from character creation.[/spoiler]

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      • Laid - hunter Sad and alone - titan Drunk ass bastard - warlock

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      • Hunter gets laid because he's cool and confident. Titan gets drunk and arrested for starting fights because he's big and aggressive. Warlock goes home sad and alone because he's a bit of a geek and lacks social skills and confidence.

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        • Titan Hunter warlock

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        • Edited by abakai: 1/13/2015 8:45:15 AM
          Hunter gets drunk then gets laid and arrested for indecent exposure gets let out and walks home sad and alone. The titan and warlock have a thoroughly pleasant evening.

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          • Hunter gets laid Titan gets arrested. Warlock goes home alone. PS Titan was my 1st character this just sounds right^^

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