Xur: my lords, its the time of year the humans call christmas, a time of festivities and celebrations, i think we should give them a REALLY good table this weekend The nine: hmmm alright Xur: so, what for the titans? The nine: mmmmmmm armamenterium, that'll make them happy Xur: but they always get.... The nine: you are -blam!-ing taking them armamentarium!! Xur: okay.......hunters? The nine: i think that the achlyophage symbiote should do. Xur: well....i suppose thats pretty good, warlocks? The nine start spewing at the sound of the word warlock* The nine: give them those -blam!-ing claws of a-hammy-ham face!! Xur: pretty sure its ahamkara.... The nine: dont care Xur: weapon? They have been requesting the....galla.....the yalla.....however its said, that fancy looking rocket launcher. The nine: hmmmmm, if they want a rocket launcher, im sure they will like that primary sniper! Xur: ummm, ive heard that that things really bad.....im not sure they want that.... The nine: you are -blam!-ING taking no land beyond! For your objections we wont be giving you engrams either! EDIT: wow, this is pretty popular! I WILL be doing another piss take of the xyr inventory next week :D Edit 2: CHAPTER 2 http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/88982555/0/0/1