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Edited by TooFastForPat: 12/20/2014 11:05:49 AM
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Things you won't hear from Hunters

[u]You probably will never hear any of the following from Hunters:[/u] I missed (If we did, we never say it out loud, or we blame it on miscalculated wind drift). They caught me. It’s boring out there in the wastes. I feel safer in the city. I am perfectly capable of social interaction with normal people (If you hear this from a Hunter it’s most likely a lie).[b] [Pro Tip: Hunters tend to make a drumming motion with their index finger when they’re lying/nervous, as a way to track and control heart rate][/b] Yeah I’m stalking you (It’s either a coincidence or a lie). Hmm, this Hand Cannon/Scout Rifle/Pulse Rifle is cool and all but I’d rather go with the Auto Rifle. I’m scared of heights. I’m not going down/in there. I think they saw me. I lost/forgot my knife. I’ll let you hold my knife (lol Never, not even if you’re our crush). [b][Pro tip: A Hunter tends to name a knife after his/her love interest. (e.g. Amanda, Alach)][/b] I like your waist-sash/armband (To Titans and Warlocks). I didn't see you there (To anyone, even fellow Hunters). My cloak looks ridiculous (Our cloaks never look ridiculous). My mum made me this cloak (Even if she did). I can’t survive alone. I don’t think we can kill that. I think we’re lost. Your bubble saved my life (To Titans, we might say thanks, but not to this extent). I like your idea (To Warlocks, even if we do in fact, like your ideas). Your knife is bigger than mine (To fellow Hunters). Get behind me Titan. Take the shot Warlock. Wait up guys, I’m tired. (And of course): Warlocks taught us how to blink. [u]/*Step up Guardians! Get creative and make lists for your own class*/[/u]

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  • Things Warlocks never say: - i'm fragile i should probably stay back - i can never deal with large groups of tightly packed enemies - this robe looks like a dress (even if it does) - i REALLY hope these new boots fit the rest of my armour - wow you generated way more orbs than me! (the exeception is defenders with heavy weapons) - i wish i had some armour that wasn't made of ahamkara corpses (suck it titans :P) - i'm really vulnerable while i'm floofing - You should definitely risk running across the boss room to revive me because i really can't do it myself - grenades are WAY better than exploding balls of void flavoured death - dangit that dreg is out of my melee range - I wish i had bulkier armour - yes titan, you're strategy is superior to mine - yes hunter, you're better equipped for crowd control - damn i feel so useless during the Templar fight - this fire on my arm actually really hu-OH GOD SOMEONE HELP MY ARM IS ON FIRE! AGHAGAHAGHAGAH! - Yay now my nightfall buff matches my subclass element. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY: - Thanks Xur, what an excellent armour selection!

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