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Edited by Astraea Eos: 12/21/2014 4:51:13 PM
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To all the Christmas n00bs…

Here is some [b]Super Good Advice[/b] for playing Destiny. Make sure you have the [b]Patience and Time[/b] to deal with the grind, or you could suffer the [b]Fate of All Fools[/b]. When doing a raid, don’t be [b]The Comedian[/b] who thinks they know what to do, as you may just find yourself in [b]The Swarm[/b] of mobs, and just as your about to see [b]Red Death[/b] or worse, you could be a [b]Bad Seed Down[/b], a guardian may come along and help you see the [b]Light / Beware[/b] though, as you may become a [b]Thorn[/b] in the guardians side, and suffer from some [b]Bad Juju[/b]. If you have some doubt about doing something, but feel that a guardian is an [b]Unfriendly Giant[/b] towards your questions, then IMO, it’s always best to start with an [b]Ice Breaker[/b]. [b]The Supremacy[/b] of that guardian’s knowledge could give you [b]The Chance[/b] of defeating a [b]Final Boss[/b]. [b]The Cure[/b] for [b]The Crash[/b] that you may experience by playing Destiny is [b]The Culling[/b] of the petting zoo; and only when you do will the [b]Truth[/b] dawn on you. [b]The Calling[/b] you feel from [b]The Devil You Know[/b] aka the Cryptarch to change engrams in to something useful, could feel like you are in [b]Monte Carlo[/b] gambling under a [b]Hard Light[/b]; so always make sure you have a [b]Plan C[/b]; otherwise the [b]Lord High Fixer[/b] will unleash the [b]Cryptic Dragon[/b] on you. And as you know, the house always wins. So I come to the end of my [b]Super Good Advice[/b] for you, and I hope that the [b]Fatebringer[/b] will help you with [b]Atheon’s Epiloge[/b]. I know my advice may seem [b]Strange Suspect[/b] to you, but the [b]Thunderlord [/b]has allowed me to have [b]The Last Word[/b]. [b]Gjallarhorn[/b] p.s. [b]Doctor Nope[/b] says: To get rid of that [b]Dragon's Breath[/b] you have, gargle with mouth wash. Rinse and repeat daily - I know its a grind, but you never know what may happen when you go to [i]The Dark Below[/i]. [i]The House of Wolves[/i] may soon be at your door looking for their [b]Universal Remote[/b]; and I would suggest if you have lost it, offer them the [b]MIDA Multi-Tool[/b] instead. And who knows, you just might get to [b]Pocket Infinity[/b] whilst they are under the [b]Vision of Confluence[/b]. [b]Edit:[/b] There are some on these forums that have or may take offense to this post. I did [b]not[/b] create this to intentionally cause any offense - if you do feel offended, then I am sorry. This was meant to be a slightly fun way to use various weapon names. Some of you have commented that your favourite is not mentioned. It was not intentional, and it was not easy creating this. Should I ever have the desire/inspiration to do something similar, I will try to include - but no promises. To all the great comments - thank you!
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