Everyday when I get off work to head home, there's 100s of guardians laying dead on my house and in my yard. Sometimes I'll look up in the sky with a scope to see them jump to their death and onto my house. What are you guardians thinking!! You have no idea how much this annoys me. It takes many hours to just clean up all your bodies, but right when I clean them up, they tend to just magically disappear as if theyre respawning.
Please stop with this non sense
Sincerely,
The man who lives below the tower
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#Destiny
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Just had another one jump on my house right now
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You should know the re spawn leaves the body behind until it decays into oblivion.
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Nah, tell the damn Iron Banner guy to stop Spartan-Kicking everyone off. There's your problem right there!
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ill throw the cryptarch off :D
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I'll be the first to formally apolog- *falls off tower*
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I'm gonna fall through your roof, open your fridge, and cough on your damn eggs
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Just for your insolence, I'm making my next bareback skydive naked.
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Sorry bout the mess. I just recently lost a lot of money in the stocks when the cost of pulse rifles went down. I didn't see another way out, it was nothing personal against your house
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Edited by OffBillet: 12/17/2014 6:02:59 PMI keep telling the new players there is a hidden vendor, just walk out on the Ship landing platform, jump and hit the A and X twice. It never gets old. Did you find the Walmart? Keep trying.
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my soccer ball was kicked into your yard...so uh..could you throw it back?..
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Edited by Un1337ninj4: 12/18/2014 12:47:10 AMImpossible. You only have one body, the Ghost rezzes it and apparently teleports it thanks to the Light. (hence you don't see your corpse on the ground after popping back up.) Considering how fast you rez after jumping off you are not physically able to hit the ground. Aren't I great at parties?
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Nothing beats that moment when I'm talking to the cryptarch and suddenly hear somebodies death scream.
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Don't forget to collect all the exotics and go into competition with the cryptarch.
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Stupid, dumb, idiotic, insincere, but awesome!
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Loool. :D
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Can I have my ball back?
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Sorry man when I only get two blue engrams out of a cryptarch postmaster drop I see no other option
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Classic
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Instead of looking at all the gardians throw the bloody ball back
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I will make sure I jump out farther next time to hit your neighbor.
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Has anyone not jumped yet? Srs question is srs
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Say... And feel free to answer this for this message has been encrypted and we are the only ones that know about it. If I were to, hypothetically, throw the Cryptarch over the ledge, would you be able to snatch him and get rid of him? Nobody would question his absence as everyone on the tower seems to hate him because of his underhanded decrypting schemes. Just tell me what side of the tower you're on and I will send the cryptarch down along with a bag full of glimmer. Anonymous
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So your saying u are playing the role of claptrap from borderlands 2 at the start
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Bunch of wannabe Santas!!
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Hey! Give me back my damn purple ball.