Fartmonkey had just pulled up to Wayne manor, it was his best friends birthday. In the passenger seat next to him was a gift wrapped in Superman paper, inside the gift was an envelope that contained Fartmonkey s feelings for Batman, and 4 dollars and 20 cents. He parked his car and made his way inside. When he entered the house it was full with guests, some he knew some he didn't. Out of the corner of his eye he saw Griiz and Ender with their child Griizder. He set the gift on the tavle and went to look for Batman to wish him a happy sweet 16. He found Batman but waw he was flirting with Fartmonkeys friend, Biosmiley. Fartmonkey watched as his friend Bio betrayed him, having told Bio how he felt about Batman and how he was going to explain his feelings for him. Bio and Batman started making out Fart felt his heart fall out of his chest. Whenthey were done Fart pulled Bio aside and asked hkm why he did that. Bio told him that he also had feelings for Batman and said hes gonna make him his. Fartmonkey, now red told Bio to gtfo before he beats him up. Bio spit in his face and said "no u figit". Fartmonkey thrww himself on Bio hitting him with a fury of attacks. Bio used headbutt, it was super effective! Fartmonkey cringed in pain. Than all of a sudden a hand smacked Bio to the ground and a kick to the face pushed Fart to the ground. The hits were by Batman! He told them both to leave n to never return. Fartmonkey went home and cried himself to sleep. It was now 11:00, the party was over and Batman was in a robe looking over all the presents and saw the one labeled Fartmonkey he opened the present took the money and opened the card. After he read it he sent Fartmonkey a text saying... [b]Part 1 fin[/b]