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12/4/2014 1:13:14 AM
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If you could own anyone on the forums for a day...
Who would it be, and why?
Personally, I think I'd take Blonic, so I could learn to be an Estus chugging champion.
I'd force him to give me his secrets.
[b]:D[/b]
[spoiler]inb4Ch33zysaystheFloodisdead[/spoiler]
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Deej and post promises that destiny will be banned forever and change his name to somthing stupid
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1 ReplyI'd own Fartmonkey, and I'd force him to murder that grill that he loves so much.
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o_________o
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I own Dnasty. He is my bottom bitch. I make him walk the streets of Las Vegas. Mainly the strip and Fremont.
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Well, I asked someone last year to be my Bnet spouse. So it'd be nice to have them do all sorts of favours for me. ifyanowatimsayin. >implying the acts would be requested and not voluntary on their part anway [spoiler]Aye, you guessed it: Dropship as my Bnet husband.[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesEdited by Jim the Admin: 12/4/2014 2:49:18 AMI haven't seen her post on B.net in a while but Darkest Septagon. We used to have a thing a while back but it just sort of fizzled out. I'm sure me owning her for a day would remind her of all the fun we used to have.
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5 RepliesOtthild cause she is hella cute.
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DeeJ. And make retarded threads and make DeeJ's credibility as a community manager and a human being disappear
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Anyone with a festive name.[spoiler]I'll deck their halls with the hardest metal in the universe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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10 RepliesEdited by Wubs ♥: 12/4/2014 2:59:39 PMDire. To [i]understand[/i] the booty. [i]For [b]science[/b], of course.[/i]
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3 RepliesAll the horny reasons in this thread though
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15 RepliesEnderwolf. We would commit atrocities together. [spoiler]Not like that, pervs.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyZest Because the love calculator never lies
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2 RepliesAchronos. So that I can carpet ban everyone for the meatspin gif they'll eventually post.
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2 RepliesCome on, people. You know you want to. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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I'm surprised no one wants to own me.
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Deej so i could get eberyones hopes up then not do what I promised
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1 ReplyAchronos. I begin banning anybody who disagrees with me.
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1 ReplyVerbatim... Just to see what he's like in real life... I think we would have interesting conversations...
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1 ReplyHodor...Hodor.
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Recon... Plz don't hurt meh reconz D:
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Zoob, cause he's ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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8 RepliesWhy would I want to own them?
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Maybe, overlord and make him watch humiliation porn all day, or killerbansey and make him shot and clean my guns over and over, or possibly xboxdotcom and make him watch MSNBC for 24 hour straight. I can't decide. Can I have all three so I can see who has a mental breakdown first?
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5 RepliesBro this ain't the 1800s anymore.
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3 RepliesOP because ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
