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I will pose a riddle. If you answer it correctly, you may ask one quesion, and then I shall pose another riddle.

I am henceforth, the [b]Riddle Master[/b]. [u][b]Semi-Ultimate Riddle Master[/b][/u]. Nothing is perfect ~_^ Riddle: What consumes all within it's grasp, yet cannot be touched? [spoiler]A Black Hole[/spoiler] Riddle: What runs, but never walks; Falls but never talks? [spoiler]Water[/spoiler] Riddle: I occur once every minute, twice in every moment, and never in a billion years. What am I? [spoiler]The Letter M[/spoiler] Riddle: Without me, you cannot exist, yet if we meet, there will be destruction. What am I? [spoiler]An Anti-particle[/spoiler] Riddle: I can be of any size, and though I have no beginning and no end, I am not the universe. What am I? [spoiler]A Circle[/spoiler] Riddle: Lots of people have it, some people fear it, it's illegal to sell, and you wouldn't be alive without it. What is it? [spoiler]Sex[/spoiler] Riddle: You can keep it if you like, even if you can't find it. Just be careful if you lose track of it. What is it? [spoiler]Time[/spoiler] Riddle: I live in the clouds, and on your TV. You can't always see me, but probably won't like it when you do. What am I? [spoiler]Dust[/spoiler] Riddle: I can bend, but I cannot break, I can wave but have no wake. What am I? [spoiler]Light[/spoiler] Riddle: What has two faces, no legs, and one tail? [spoiler]A Coin[/spoiler] Riddle: I have wings, but I cannot fly. I contain leaves, but they do not reach for the sun in the sky. What am I? [spoiler]A Library[/spoiler] Riddle: What is made in the morning, is cold in the evening, and warm at night? [spoiler]A Bed[/spoiler] Riddle: Connect the dots and I'll tell you a story, learn my secrets and you can do anything at all. What am I? [spoiler]A Dream[/spoiler] Riddle: You throw away the outer part, then cook the inner part. Eat the outer part, then throw away then inner part. What is it? [spoiler]Corn[/spoiler] Riddle: Fifteen men, and one woman set out onto a field to defend the honor of one man. In the process, one of the men becomes the new wife of the man he set out to defend. What sorcery is this? [spoiler]Chess[/spoiler] Riddle: Maybe you've lost something, maybe you can't answer this riddle. At least you'll give someone respite. What are you? [spoiler]Stumped[/spoiler] Riddle: Cold as ice, white as snow. A temporary portrayal of purity. What is it? [spoiler]A Snow Angel[/spoiler] Riddle: I am eternal and fleeting, painful and wonderful, essential, and confounding. I am to be shared, and kept for oneself. What am I? [spoiler]Love.[/spoiler] [b]More riddles in the future...[/b]

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  • If you can answer these three riddles correctly, I will call you the [b]Riddle Master[/b]. If not, you will need to put my name in the OP, with the words, The Second-Best Riddler. Here are the riddles: If it's information you seek, come and see me. If it's pairs of letters you need, I have consecutively three. Who am I? A natural state, I'm sought by all. Go without me, and you shall fall. You do me when you spend, and use me when you eat to no end. What am I? We hurt without moving. We poison without touching. We bear the truth and the lies. We are not to be judged by our size. What are we? [b][u]BONUS QUESTION:[/u][/b] If you can answer this, you earn the title of [b][u]Ultimate Riddle Master[/u][/b] There is a story that a man and not a man Saw and did not see a bird and not a bird Perched on a branch and not a branch And hit him and did not hit him with a rock and not a rock. How is this possible? The Riddling has Begun

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    • I cannot be seen but I can be heard. I can be any size and I am infinite. Without me, you would die.

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    • [i]Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big, black bat?[/i]

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      • Edited by FlyinZombie: 1/4/2015 10:08:46 PM
        [u][b]CAUTION: MATH INVOLVED[/b][/u] A fast food restaurant sells burgers in orders of 6, 9, and 20. What is the largest number of burgers that you can NOT order from this restaurant? Edit: You can order any combination of 6, 9, and 20. You can order as many as you like but, for instance, you can't order 13, because you can only get burgers in groups of 6, 9, and 20. What is the highest number that is impossible to order? [spoiler]Sike, will post after a few guesses or the correct answer ;)[/spoiler]

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        • Is the first riddle darkness?

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        • I am very valuable, I have no beginning nor end, and nothing in the middle, what am I?

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          • Edited by Spice: 12/6/2014 3:58:28 PM
            The World's Hardest Riddle Here's a riddle, but I must warn you, 90% of kindergardeners who were asked this got it right, But only 5% of Stanford graduates who were asked this got it right. Ready? The answer to this riddle is seven letters, It has preceeded God, It is greater than God, It is more evil than the Devil, Poor people have it, Wealthy people need it, If you eat it, you will die. What is it? [spoiler]Nothing[/spoiler]

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            • When you summon Satan by mistake and you ask him a riddle your going to do good!

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            • Don't play your games with me, Riddler!

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            • Take away my first letter, and I still sound the same. Take away my last letter, I still sound the same. Even take away my letter in the middle, I will still sound the same. I am a five letter word. What am I? [spoiler]EMPTY[/spoiler]

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            • I'm white, come in a box, and useless to most. What am I?

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              • Edited by Did911BushDo: 1/5/2015 11:15:54 PM
                Riddle me this - What is 42 years old and always on their knees [spoiler]ur mum[/spoiler]

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              • [quote]What am I[/quote] A fgt

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              • A father gives a quarter to his son and another to his daughter. What time is it?

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                • My favorite an old Greek one: At dawn I walk on four legs, At noon I walk on two legs, At dusk I walk on three legs, What am I?

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                  • I am tall when I am young. I am short when I am old.

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                      A man walks into a bar... it was a metal bar so it hurt

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                    • What is a square when it is a circle. A triangle when it is a square. And runs only 33.5 km/h [spoiler]f[u]u[/u]ck I don't know[/spoiler]

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                      • What English word is pronounced the same if you take away four letters?

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                        • Here's a good one. A cowboy rides into town on Friday. He stays in town for two days and then rides out of town on Friday. How is this possible? [spoiler]his horse's name was Friday[/spoiler]

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                          • Bump. [spoiler]You're welcome.[/spoiler]

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                          • Where does Friday come before Thursday?[spoiler]In the dictionary![/spoiler]

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                          • Potato. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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                          • A man walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a gun. The man says "Thank you" Why? :o

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                            • One for you riddle master One by one we fall from heaven down into the depths of past, And our world is ever upturned so that yet some time we'll last.

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