We've all seen the cut scenes. She's a random exo robot lady. Why on earth would it be necessary for a machine woman to have a booty so nice you'd pinch that twice? I don't see any practical purposes for a robot to have such curves...
And remember, if she tells you "You're not entirely interesting, but you've got promise" ..... she wants the D...
Edit: Alright I get it, I spelled voluptuous wrong the first time. I won't fight it, you guys win this time.
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Exos were created in the Golden Age as War Machines, then their use was apparently discontinued after some time. They've only been "recently" recommissioned (since the collapse) by Ghosts making Guardians and by spontaneously 'waking up'. This raise two interesting points: 1) Either Exos were fashioned to have their own unique conscious identity (I.e. whatever constituent medium that's used to fashion their 'mind' evolves a personality); or a 'mind' is placed in them--like a receptacle. 2) The inferred condition that Exo 'corpses' were just laying around, inanimate and empty since the collapse. The 'putting consciousness into Exos' proposition is suggested numerous times in the Grimoire. As are the constituent mediums through which consciousness can be maintained (ex: "biological...circuits...thoughtful-light"). Suggesting that Exos were used as an alternative body for humans or neo-humans to occupy for the purpose of war (there's even some first-hand accounts of Exos speculating this very proposition). Without veering too-far off-topic: Exo-booty exists because human minds were (more than likely) the originally intended impetus for Exo bodies. ...and what human doesn't appreciate a fine booty?
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She IS hot
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Are you sure she's not a Transformer? Cuz that bod is Optimus Fine.
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"Bite my shiny metal ass" takes on a whole new meaning when it comes to the Exo-Stranger.
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Edited by Azurer00ster: 11/25/2014 1:38:36 PMI'm trying to think of an icebreaker so I can put my unfriendly giant into her pocket infinity, if that doesn't work I'll have to resort to plan c, only to find out I have no back up plan... I should have listened to some super good advice....ugghh bad juju!
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Are her pants purple? Cuz dat ass is legendary
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Them thighs be looking right
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It is obvious that she was designed by a lonely guy.
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all exos need her curves
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Your Golden Age tax dollars at work...
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Uhm they are obvious lower rear storage canisters for... junk. Also those aren't boobs. Those are upper mid torso storage canisters.
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"Voluptuous" DeeJ just called, he wants his vocabulary back!
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why dont my exos have booty
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why dont my exos have booty
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#aremetalboobsstillsoft?
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I have an Exo Titan...he wants to give her the md....
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Shoot, the awoken queen fell down the I'm gonna bang you till your eyes bleed tree and hit every branch on the way down.
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German engineering.
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Why does she need female body parts to begin with? Exos are robots. Do robots even reproduce like humans do? On that note, why do hive wizards have boobs? What do they need that for? They're an alien race and they have boobs? Why?
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She was clearly originally designed to be a sexbot, nothing more!!
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I would do so many good things to the stranger. Those curves don't lie.
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I got the stranger knocked up and now we have a baby lightbulb in our corner of the round tower.
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Some of the replies to this post are very disconcerting
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Don't knock it (or maybe, [i]do[/i] knock it) until you try it. You never know; she might be better than the real thing. ;)
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I want her Hunter Armor..but only if its legendary...*Hint Bungie*
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Edited by pixelatedmember: 11/25/2014 1:46:38 PMIt makes her 'too cute to shoot' ahem* (Please don't take 'shoot' out if context).