As long as it relates to Destiny in some way, it's valid. I think we could all use a giggle or a dramatic sigh. Winner gets bragging rights till they just don't give a flipping sh** anymore!
SO COME ALL YOU GUARDIANS, IN THIS PUN OFF, WHO SHALL HAVE......[i]THE LAST WORD[/i]?????
[b]UPDATE[/b]: I love all of you.
[b]UPDATE 2[/b]: Gotta [i]hand[/i] it to Bungie, that Hawkmoon is one hell of a [i]cannon[/i].
[b]UPDATE 3[/b]: Sorry for all these updates, but I just wanted to say that all of you are pun masters and each time I check back on this post I get one good laugh after the other. XD You could say we all are....[b][i]Punslingers[/i][/b].
[b]UPDATE 4[/b]: You silly bastards.
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Edited by laser5mw: 2/8/2017 10:07:24 PMWhat do zombies like to dance to? [i]Thrall[/i]er
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Nechrobump
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Edited by the hussasins: 11/25/2015 11:10:43 PMWhat does Lord shaax say when he looks at the pictures on master rahools tablet. [spoiler]THIS IS AMAZING!!![/spoiler]
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it's ok if we die, girl, we can still necrobump
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Edited by natejuno_: 4/19/2015 4:39:19 PMDear Xur, Maybe if you didn't have a bad case of [i]dragon's breath[/i], I would approach you with my pack of [i]ice breakers[/i] more often. Sometimes you annoy me when you come back from [i]no land beyond[/i] and sell things that are a [i]dubious task[/i] to get strange coins for. If only you'd take my [i]super good advice[/i] instead of being a [i]thorn[/i] in my side. Maybe then I'd stop giving you [i]hardlight[/i] and treat you like an [i]exotic shard[/i]. Be like [i]Monte Carlo[/i] and help me [i]win against all odds[/i]. Then again, the [i]4th horsemen[/i] might shoot me down with a pesky [i]plug one[/i]. Well my rant is done, lovely Xur. Thanks for the [i]patience and time[/i]. I'll be sure to hear your [i]last words[/i] <3. One more thing, stop selling [i]don't touch me[/i], I hardly get hugs anymore when I wear them ;_; (Lol so cheesy but I hope someone enjoys this xD ) EDIT: Thanks everyone for the favs! It means a lot and I'm glad people are enjoying this! ^^
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Noobie Guardian: "dude I heard Atheon is super hard" Super OG Veteran Guardian: [spoiler]"Nah he's a pushover."[/spoiler] Gotta be an OG vet to get the joke I think ;)
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Having gjallarhorn is like having a girlfriend[spoiler]i bought one[/spoiler] [spoiler]just kidding I got it from RNG and who the heck buys a girlfriend cuz I don't[/spoiler]
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Never start a starting contest with a titan. They never blink
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Wanna hear a joke about Gjallarhorn? Never mind, you wouldn't get it.
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"Heaps of brand new fun and exciting suprise's coming in next TTK DLC" Nice one deej ~_-)
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When your mom wears chatterwhite everyone calls her the traveler
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I had a really good Destiny pun, but I [b]phogoth[/b] it...
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Edited by LeaderLTT: 9/28/2015 4:45:50 PMI'm going to back hand you so hard you'll think lightswitch is on.
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Swift kick to the Cabals
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How do fallen say hi in spanish[spoiler]skola[/spoiler]
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[url=http://www.mischiefmakersmanual.com/tools/annoy/homepage.html]Gay Porn , Don't Click[/url]
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The good puns are like the cabal... [b]Taken[/b]
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These jokes are so unfinished Activision wanted to publish them
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Why are warlocks and hunters weak? They can't lift
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Is Oryx single? No, he's taken!
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Are you from Venus? You make my spirit bloom.
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It's thrall ogre now
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Dan: Why the -blam!- won't this door open? Pete: Relax. It just takes patience and time. Dan: Thanks for that super good advice. Alan: He speaks the truth. Joe: Sweet, legendary engram. I'm one lucky raspberry. Stewart: Don't say that. It's bad juju. Fiezel: I will have the last word in this conversation.
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Help! Hive! Fallen! And I can't get up!
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Yeah I'd tell you to go have sex with a Vex but I wouldn't want you to get Harpies..