So I'm doing Satanic stuff around town with my posse (yes I have a posse) and we have been putting up random ass pentagrams on nursing home's chanting shit outside their door and generally just making them uncomfortable. As we are going to the next nursing home to get some more old people to start seizing this guy comes up to us and starts telling us we should stop or he's going to get his friends to come beat us up. My posse members start harassing this "Dude Man" and I tell them to not waste time on plebs like him, so we leave, he leaves. We are at the next nursing home doing our pentagram thing, old people near and far were clutching their Jesus pieces, I'm also pretty sure we killed Miss Haverdly. Anyways, Dude Man comes up to us again with a bunch of people, about 10 of them, that look like they're from Twilight and a few actually have their shirts off to show us their pasty whiteness that oozes love for each other, these guys also got bats and clubs and shit. Dude Man tells us to leave the old meat sacks alone, who does this guy think he is? My posse members look genuinely skerd and they start to back off like wee little bitches and eventually take off running "Those dicks" I think to myself. So I'm left with the fúckin looney toons here that all seem to think they are the heroes this town needs but not the ones it deserves. "Must rek shit" I say to myself, I grab the nearest fat man by his NECKBEARD and swiftly lead his face to my knee. This dudes dead as hell, and his friends are screaming "TIMMY!" Timmy's dead, whores. One of Timmy's ex-friends (because he's dead) charge me, I stick my foot out and the idiot impales himself "Gotta clean my J's after this" Dude Man is just watching as I systematically wipe out his xbox friends list. Rip out a few hearts there and tear some heads off there, these guys are made of wet tissue paper and their parents hate for them. Finally, I walk up to dude man, a Wii controller in his hand waiting to strike. His friends bodies are everywhere and he looks quit baffled, Abby doesn't like bafflement. I Captain Insano his ass and take his eyes out, "Captain Insano shows no mercy" I draw a pentagram with his eyeball blood and summon some bitchin lvl 8 demon to rek the rest of the town. Abaddon leaves no survivors once someone initiates combat. Killed my posse to, those dicks. But seriously Who does that guy think he is? TL;DR average day for me. Edit: Made this one too long.