Dumbest thing that has been said to me
Before I tell you this needs a explanation. A small kid brought a BB gun to school when I was in middle school and started bragging how his father was a cop. He started acting cool and whatnot so I told my friend to take BB gun from him. This was inside of a van. He took it and started lecturing the kid. The gun was a metal golden berreta (Police don't use guns like this where I was).
The kid then said, "Stop! That gun is real you know! My dad took it from the police station! If you shoot that you can blow up the entire van!"
We then began to laugh and taunt the kid for being an idiot.
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America is the best planet on earth. I shit you not I heard someone say this
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"How old is your fourteen year old brother?"
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US history: high school... Black girl: "Oh muh gah, why did tha Cival War have ta happen? Is jus one moe thang I gotta study foe!" Me: "To free your people..." Classroom roars with lolz. Her two black friends were shocked at her ignorance, and didn't talk to her since.
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Girl 1: what's closer Chicago or the moon? Girl 2: well duh you can see the moon 0_0 [spoiler]*head explodes from retardness[/spoiler]
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I voted for Obama Bin Laden
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Well my friend was so blazed that I switch is phone whit a rock he was actual using it as a phone XD the rock. The rock was one of those fancy ones
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The sky is bigger than the ground
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When my friend says 9+10=19. I scream at him and say YOU STUPID! ITS 21!!!
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Edited by BradenAJW: 1/13/2015 4:46:54 AMWhile out one night with my friends getting into trouble (climbing my now old highschool roof) my friend friend stops us and says... "Guys... are we friends?" [spoiler]the joke is he was dead serious[/spoiler]
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I cant deside. 1. My freind ate shit on his longboard and i asked if he was ok and he said..." my everything hurts...." 2. My dads freind got in a accident and he said that he thought that he pissed himself but the "HEADLIGHT FLUID" got on him....
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Elephants get sea-sections ( however you spell it) right? What's black and white and lives in Asia? Girl in my class: "Zebras!" Yes both of those were from the same girl, lol
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[quote]destiny has a great storyline [/quote] that's stupid
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Edited by QuarkedFX: 12/19/2014 11:20:07 PM"How much does this cost" Standing in pound land
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Anything that comes out of any of my friends mouths
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My teacher gives me an assignment(this is a while ago) that is name one planet, one star, one Galaxy, and one moon. So naturally, I put Mars, the Sun, Milky Way, and Titan. I hands the paper in. Get it back. Top of the page. "The sun is not a star." [spoiler]WHY THE -blam!- ARE YOU TEACHING ME????[/spoiler]
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"Wait brakes wear out? But why? Like you use your eyes and they don't?"
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Anything any of my companions say right after we meet.
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Edited by A_H0LY_Assass1n: 1/13/2015 2:56:35 AMmy friend asked me, "what color is George Washington's white horse?" I told him it was black
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Well living in a religious southern environment I hear beautiful gems of stupidity all day every day so ill just throw a random one out there "Coke is satanist blood and if you dont drink it they wont go to heaven"
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Edited by Senpai: 1/6/2015 10:15:10 PM[quote]JB actually makes more money than any of you and if you listen to his music and stop being an angsty jealous teenager you'd know that his music is actually pretty good.[/quote] *dies*
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Too many to count, too many to even remember.
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النصر اخذ البطوله
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Write me when I'm gone. [spoiler]Doesn't even say hi to me[/spoiler]
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[quote]Dumbest thing that has been said to me Before I tell you this needs a explanation. A small kid brought a BB gun to school when I was in middle school and started bragging how his father was a cop. He started acting cool and whatnot so I told my friend to take BB gun from him. This was inside of a van. He took it and started lecturing the kid. The gun was a metal golden berreta (Police don't use guns like this where I was). The kid then said, "Stop! That gun is real you know! My dad took it from the police station! If you shoot that you can blow up the entire van!" We then began to laugh and taunt the kid for being an idiot.[/quote] Early in a forum someone says, "I hope bungie doesn't release PlayStation only content on the comet DLC." that was the most ignorant, stupid, selfish thing an xbox player could have said today. Xbox already has a HUGE community than PS3, better clans, The Halo Series, and non lagging servers. The only reason bungie released that content to PlayStation only was because they felt sorry for us, and xbox had enough goodies. Now and xbox player complains he can't get enough? Gonna complain cause u didn't get your crappy PSN only rare armor? think twice xbox players.
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[quote]Dumbest thing that has been said to me Before I tell you this needs a explanation. A small kid brought a BB gun to school when I was in middle school and started bragging how his father was a cop. He started acting cool and whatnot so I told my friend to take BB gun from him. This was inside of a van. He took it and started lecturing the kid. The gun was a metal golden berreta (Police don't use guns like this where I was). The kid then said, "Stop! That gun is real you know! My dad took it from the police station! If you shoot that you can blow up the entire van!" We then began to laugh and taunt the kid for being an idiot.[/quote] Teacher: what do jews celebrate on christmas? Friend: The Holocaust! [spoiler]bet u never heard that one before[/spoiler]
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Everything on Destiny