I was only lvl 20. I loved legendary stuff so much, I had all the Xur's merchandise and Raid too. I pray to cryptarch every night before crucible, thanking him for the weapons I've been given "Legendary is love" I say; "Exotic is life" My fireteam hears me and calls me a -blam!- I know they were just jealous of my devotion for glimmer I called them n00bs They kick me and send me to go to play in solo I'm crying now, and i'm out of ammo I lay in my sparrow and it's really slow Suddenly, a lvl30 is moving towards me It's the Cryptarch, I am so happy He whispers into my ear "This is my engram." He grabs me with his powerful asshole dude that doesn't give you good stuff hands and puts me down onto my Ice Breaker and knees I'm ready I spread my bubble shield for Cryptarch He penetrates my rocket launcher It hurts so much, but I do it for better weapons.