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Edited by Ben:
11/14/2014 6:58:23 PM
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Pathetic little babies.
[spoiler]Please read in Russian accent.[/spoiler]
You Hunters and Warlocks are always fighting. You fight about who is tougher, or smarter, or who is more good looking. You love to fight. You waste your time doing this; while you bicker, Titans do real work. Titans are best. All others are tiny annoying babies who make too much noise instead of doing jobs. Titans are professionals. We do not worry about your stupid fashion contest, because we beat both of you, always. We are ones who stand in front of your tiny baby flesh when the enemy strikes, and we are ones who revive you when you die anyway. You may argue, but it is pointless; we have heart of warrior, and you have heart of little crying child.* Please grow up and defend City now, yes?
*How can so small heart handle so much blood? I do not know this. Perhaps it does not need to, because you have not much blood from all the dying.
[spoiler]This is obviously (I hope) satire. Don't get all pissy, unless your response is also just for funsies.[/spoiler]
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Lmao.
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Titans are brutes and have panic buttons for days
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ah. (Just for funsies but I really did this.) But what Gunslinger Killed Askor The Archon Priest By himself. (Nightfall Strike Arc Burn. it was fun.)
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Have babies finished crying? I hope so. Was beginning to lose sleep with all this noise.
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1 Reply"Look at that!, entire team is baby's"
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4 RepliesIn the live action spot, who was it that jumped into the dark foreboding hole first?While the Titan and Hunter stood looking at it with fear and trepidation.
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1 ReplyVery funny. Good call on the Russian accent.
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1 Replyto be fair, I would love some Soviet-themed armour for Titans, picture it; shining red with a gold star. anyone else agree? say "da"!
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1 ReplyTitans all the way baby😂
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1 ReplyI lol'd
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1 ReplyI should do an audio reading of this in a Russian accent
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3 RepliesThis thread title made me think this was gonna be another thread about people crying about Xûr. It [i]is[/i] Friday, after all...
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Points!! Love the post. My main is a Sunsinger, but after running nightfall with my Titan and a friend who was also a Titan, I have much respect and a newfound love for all things Titan. There is nothing unite like getting Blessing of Light and Weapons of Light at the same time!
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1 Reply+3 tears collected.
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1 ReplyYou also have a warlock and a hunter. Delete them now or be banished from the titan consortium.
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For Mother Russia!
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1 ReplyHoly cow! I was totally reading it in a Russian accent... ( think of Whiplash Iron man 2 voice!) LMAO
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Lol. Loved the first spoiler. Totally made the read worthwhile.
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5 RepliesThis reminds me of when Arnold Schwarzenegger was CA governer. Good times...
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5 RepliesIn Soviet Russia. Auto rifle owns blade dancer!
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Read it with a Russian accent before I read the spoiler lol. Also this was pretty funny
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We should Vinnie Jones voice over the Titan in Destiny 2 "Mincy girly little balls" "I'm the JUGGERNAUT BITCH" Any lines will do
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1 ReplyLol thanks for the laugh
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I had a titan but i fired him for being tore up all the time..
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The Russian accent really gets the point across.
