The other day I was lounging about the tower when a titan caught my eye. He was a level 17 attempting to bring the purple ball down to the vanguard. The thought of this brought a grin to my battle worn face. I continued to watch him continue his quest when all of a sudden something burned within me, something sinister.
My warmhearted grin turned to a crooked smile as I began to approach this man as he continued his struggle with the purple sphere, still gracefully float to its destination (he has made it down the stairs by now). He looked at me for a moment as if with foresight of my malicious intent, my eyes leave him and trace to the orb still gracefully descending to the ground.
I lunged forward, knocking the ball off course. The titan, now fully aware of my plan begins to fight back. Back and forth we fought for control of the purple ball, the titan was skilled in his movements but lacked the experience of the veteran hunter he was fighting.
Soon the ball was out in the open, no longer confined to the walls of the lower levels. Back and forth we fought, but all he could do was delay the inevitable. I jump up, hitting the ball high in the air (it is now above the entrance stairs). The titan began lunging upward over and over, desperately trying to regain control of the situation.
In that moment he made eye contact with me, as if begging me to stop. I saw the despair in his eyes, yes, utter despair. With this I replied with a warm grin, his fate was sealed. We both jumped up for control of the ball sailing high in the air, he should know better than to compete with my superior agility.
I give the ball a gentle tap, sending it off beyond the railings. Now out of reach, we watch in slow motion as the ball descends to its doom. I look back at this titan with the most crooked smile I have ever made. The sight of his crushed soul was priceless, like sweet mana from heaven meant solely for me alone.
The titan, defeated, left for orbit never to return. In that moment I had become the scourge of the city, the bane of all existence, the being people fear most. In that moment I became the most vile of villains
[spoiler]and I loved it[/spoiler]
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How sad. Players, desperate for even a modicum of interactivity, resort to this. At least that $500 million was well spent, no?
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The children in the city are scared enough as it is. Now you're dropping giant purple balls on them? Have you no decency?
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You are the darkness!!! 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨
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You pushed the red button We will all die
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You sir are an asshole [spoiler]but I love it. Great story[/spoiler]
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Story of balls>Story of destiny>Story of twillight
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Still a better story then twilight
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Welcome to the Darkness, friend.
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Edited by Celtic Maddog: 11/5/2014 1:10:26 AMYou did the ball a favor, it is the only thing in Destiny that gets to explore the city below.
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I do it every time I play. And I also kick that damn soccer ball off the side as well. NO BALL FOR ANYONE!!!!
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Hahaha I love doing that xD. Don't get me wrong I play with the damn ball too but still funny :p. Someone should photo shop the base of the tower with millions of purple balls there xD.
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Wow. That was a better story, than Bungie came up with in 7 years. I especially liked the part where you swiftly knocked the purple Orb gently over the rail, as the titan looked on in horror.
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OMFG I'm tearing up!
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I once found a chest while someone was farming. I patiently sat down and waited for his loop to connect with where I am. When he runs in, the first thing he does is teabag me. I exclaimed, in the words of Stephanie Tanner, "How rude!", before cutting to the other side of his loop to start farming. I proceed to farm chests and spin metal, ensuring the materials would despawn by the time he got to them; He left to orbit after 20 minutes.
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When balls get smacked around, everyone gets hurt
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You...monster...>:(
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Let the universe howl in despair once more the evil warlord purple balls has returned to the tower
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[quote]The sight of his crushed soul was priceless, like sweet mana from heaven meant solely for me alone[/quote] Best line ever.....
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Better bad guy than what we currently have in destiny.
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Reading this made me realize we need emotional selection for our characters. Like sad, happy, mad, content, etc
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and you became the evil warlord known as..... [spoiler]PurpleBalls....even worse than the evil temptress blueballs[/spoiler]
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*sniff* such a good story.
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What the hell did I just read?
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Titans deserve any pain and suffering they get! :p Well done, sir!
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I........... Love it. We could take every soul if we were to join forces. Just imagine a world full of soulless, defeated Guardians. We could rule them all.