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10/31/2014 2:10:36 PM
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Lord Shaxx, the Kindergarten Teacher

The title is pretty much the extent of this post, I just think it'd be humorous to leave Shaxx in charge in a room full of kids. [i]Kid #1: "Titans are stupid and fat, and warlocks are wimpy!"[/i] Principle: "What? Lord Shaxx, why are you allowing such talk to go around the class?" Shaxx: "That Hunter's got a big mouth. Guess he can back it up though." Principle: "That's not the point, what about the other kids?" Shaxx: "Warlocks might be thinkers, but most I know can hold their own." [b]*Argument in the background*[/b] [i]Kid 2: "Hey no fair! I wanna use the new toy ship!" Kid 3: "No, I'm using it!" Kid 2: "You got to use it last week! Give me it!" Kid 3: "Go away you stupid idiot!" *force pushes him away*[/i] Shaxx: "Hahaha! The classroom is no place for mercy!" Principle: "Mercy? You're supposed to be teaching them the primary colors!" Shaxx: "The Darkness might as well come right in and take the place if that's all we've got. You think you can fight the Fallen without training? They'll put a head on a spike." Principle: "I'd like to have a word with you in my office." Shaxx: "You want the classroom? I am the classroom!" It's not the smoothest but in my defense I just woke up. Feel free to add scenarios as you wish.

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