I came home from school to find this on the fridge. My sister wrote this; she is 7 years old. The story reads as follows: [spoiler][b]One Lonly [i]Diedley[/i] Pumkin and Farmer Ben[/b]
once upon a time a Pumpkin was standing right next to annabell wich is a killing doll :) and that farmer was scard of dolls and he dint know. one time he saw the pumkin all covrd in blud Then, he finlly knoew about the doll and the doll got mad so she killed the farmer and the farmer died and that was the end of the farmer =) died[/spoiler] 2spooky4me
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She needs better handwriting plz
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See, video games don't cause violence, advertisements do!
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This would actually serve for a good plot for a horror movie.
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Death stare [b][i]/•_•)[/i][/b]
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3spooky9me
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10/10 like Halloween with guns.
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10/10 - would read again! IGN
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Have a seat and listen, Please don't say a thing. In matters of the heart sometimes, The truth will have a sting. Just don't take it personally: This is no attack. But we will never last, because I'm white And you are... also white. I only like black girls, the brown girls, the café au lait. Oh, caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away. If you're a nubian, I want you to be in Every fantasy, But if you're a whitey, Say nighty-nighty, You're just not the girl for me. Oh, I hate vanilla ice cream, I like chocolate instead. I hope she likes her soul food with a little Wonder Bread. Don't call it Jungle Fever, 'cause that just isn't right. I am not a racist: some of my best friends are white. I just prefer black girls, the brown girls, the café au lait. Oh, caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away. If you're a cracker, You better get blacker, Or else you best get out. It is no mystery, I like a sister, see, That's what I'm talkin' about. Our wedding song will be "Ebony and Ivory", And we'll sing Christmas carols 'round the old Kwanza tree. But color is not the issue here: it's dignity, it's class. It's all about her heart. ... OK, it's partly about that ass! I want me some black girl, the brown girl, the café au lait. Oh, caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away. If you're a honkey, You're singin' the wrong key, It's the honest truth. The skin that she's dwellin' in Must contain melanin: That is the Fountain of Youth.
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Stephen King is mirin
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Fantastic development.
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Sounds like Ben was asking for it.
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0/10 terrible character development.
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3/10- Perfect IGN
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Lol happy Halloween
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It's stuff like this that make me facepalm at society for wondering how children can commit mass shootings and such. If the child is mentally disturbed, they will be disturbed up until they receive help or somehow die. It's unfortunate, but true. Not to be a dick, but, wtf is up with your sister bro?
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Do 7 year olds really spell like that?
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2spooky4me!!! Ayyy [spoiler]lmao[/spoiler]
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Your sister is... Imaginative...
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Ur sis is goin strate to heck
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Have secx with your sister,
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F U C K T H I S
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Your sister is an idiot.
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Wow way 2spooky4me
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Kill it before it lays eggs!