I think my crush finally likes me! What should i do?
[spoiler]Inb4stickitinherpooper[/spoiler]
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Buy her one of me.
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Shove your vicious black organ into her rectal tract and make her beg for mercy.
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Ask her if she likes he internet. Or tell her about the crazy night you had when your drank that 2L of Pepsi.
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Toast/envelope
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Ask her out? I am really getting sick of these types of threads. This is not rocket science. 1) Get to know girl. 2) Ask on date. 3) If yes, rejoice! 4) If no, move on.
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Confidence is key. Just be like [i]"bitch i know you want the D, and I'm here to let you know you can have it."[/i] Srsly.
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How old are you, also check put my thread "what would you do if you woke up as your crush" Or could just answer It here.
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OP can't inb4! You should never talk to her again, obviously.
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Insert your male homo sapien sex organ into the female homosapien's rectal tract.
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Do nothing, the potential relationship won't last anyway. Be alone.
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Get drunk together. Always worked for me. Liquid courage!
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Wait how old are you?
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Show her just how badass you are at *Insert videogame here.*, she HAS to love you then. [spoiler]*Insert lenny here.*[/spoiler]
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Leave a severed goat head on her doorstep, this will show your affection in the deepest way possible.
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Edited by Pureey: 10/30/2014 8:57:08 PMAssuming you aren't the type of guy to boldly tell her how you feel, try dropping subtle hints that you want to be more than just simple friends with her.
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Go the classic route, to make sure. Toast in the envelope... ya know what I mean?
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Rek her [spoiler]u know[/spoiler]
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