[b]YOU CAN'T HANDLE THIS!!!![/b]
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*pulls out kitten blasters* Bring it!
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I rek you pleb. I swear on your mum.
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*Backhand*
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This is my fork /\ /|||||\ <||||||||> |||||||| <||||||||> |||||||| <||||||||> |||||||| <||||||||> |||||||| <<( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)>> |==| |==| |==| (O)
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My reply: i like tacos .-.
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*Triple snipes, then walks over, shotguns you in the heart repeatedly, then dices you into a salami platter with my laser cutter.* Feeling better?
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U fokin wot m8!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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This is a fight you cannot win *fires Incineration Cannon*
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Fite me m8 1 v 1 quick scopes only
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I'll infect you
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Pax me bro Huh huh
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*Draws Dubstep Gun* You have made a grave mistake....
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[i][b]THAT GIF[/b][/i]
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[b][i][u]FLOODS GOT NOTHING ON YOU [/u][/i][/b]
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[quote]The greatest happiness is to scatter your enemy, to drive him before you, to see his cities reduced to ashes, to see those who love him shrouded in tears, and to gather into your bosom his wives and daughters. [/quote] -Genghis Khan #Relevant
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SWOI SWOI SWOI
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Very well... *slowly draws sword*
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Just about any girl could kick my ass probably
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[i][b]Fatality![/b][/i]
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Bruh I will take your womenz
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What the shrek did you just shreking say about me, you little puss? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Shreks, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on fairytale creatures, and I have over 300 confirmed swamps. I am trained in donkeh warfare and I'm the top shreker in the entire Duloc armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will shrek you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this swamp, mark my shreking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, shreker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pixies across Duloc and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, swamp maggot. The storm that shreks out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're -blam!-ing shreked, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can shrek you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare ear tube antenna things. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed shrek, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Duloc Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to shrek your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little puss. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your shreking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're shreking shreked, kiddo.
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Fight me here.
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Bring it asshole
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U w0t m8?
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Edited by lmdinosaur: 10/30/2014 5:38:53 PMHmm..a fight against the Flood? So 2 weeks of making fake army forum ranks. Another 2 weeks of hyping a date in the future. Then nothing happens and you win be default?
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*summons the legendary coup sniper* all your base are belong to us