It has taken the shape of an ancient earth animal, something called...."monkey". It has powers beyond that of the Black Heart, the Templar, the Gorgons, and even the Mighty Atheon. Sending guardians out of existence without notice, attacking at random and frequent intervals. The worst pat is...the Monkey is not alone. It is accompanied by a whole myriad of ancient earth animals such as zebra and weasel. In the distant you can hear them chanting their ominous chant; "[b]Bungie...Bungie...Bungie...Bungie...Bungie[/b]...". Prepare your cheeks, for the monkey may come after YOU next!
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Bungie, Stop adding halloween crap and fix the connection issues!
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Sometimes, you can hear "Jumanji" between their Bungie chants.
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[quote]It has taken the shape of an ancient earth animal, something called...."monkey". It has powers beyond that of the Black Heart, the Templar, the Gorgons, and even the Mighty Atheon. Sending guardians out of existence without notice, attacking at random and frequent intervals. The worst pat is...the Monkey is not alone. It is accompanied by a whole myriad of ancient earth animals such as zebra and weasel. In the distant you can hear them chanting their ominous chant; "[b]Bungie...Bungie...Bungie...Bungie...Bungie[/b]...". Prepare your cheeks, for the monkey may come after YOU next![/quote] Unfortunately the monkey issue isn't as simple as throwing a few grenades at it till it falls to fix it appears.
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You forget caterpillar
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Edited by Zardoz: 10/29/2014 6:03:29 AMYou do know that this was named after their lead network engineer right? [spoiler]Not his name, his species[/spoiler]
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Here's some more humor for you! The first sentence of the 1.0.2.3 patch notes: "This update makes Destiny a more stable experience for all players." I understand now! Destiny is just monkeys and weasels!
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This brings the term "Monkey Rage" to a whole new level lol.
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i hope they get -blam!-ed
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You made light of this subject so perfectly.
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Tips fedora