So last night the cabal attacked me while I was asleep on my sparrow (waiting on call for orders from the Future War Cult).
I was so shocked and startled about it that I couldn't get to sleep so I took a triple dose of sleeping pills. Boom straight out!
When I woke up this morning, I was well tired so I cracked open an energy drink and dropped a few ascendant shards in it to give it some kick and skulled it back.
Later on I was feeling really dizzy, I was making 2 minute noodles and scanning a conflux with my ghost, and next thing I know I have a bowl of noodles all over the conflux and little dinklebot thumping at the thick hazey window of the microwave, like a mouse stuck in a tight box scratching at the walls.
Still dazed and cooked as a camel I don't fully grasp the situation, just one glance down to the noodles slopping down the conflux and back up to the microwave looking at the startup countdown timer.
I hear the low hum of the microwave start up, little Jeffery pauses his barrage attempts momentarily and his eye widens, at this point he is frantically busting at this door like a Titan on a roid rage who found out his gym membership got canceled.
*clank* BANG! Smoke erupts from the microwave, I toss my throwing knife into the door open lever, the door swings creaks and breaks off at the hinges and out rolls my soot covered ghost sparking and convulsing.
Drop to my knees and cradle him in my hands, I shed a tear as he scrapes his last words but just as this happens, 4 minotaurs tear through the portal and start charging me, unloading hell in my direction I gunn it back to my sparrow and navigate to the nearest gaurdian outpost where I hitched a ride back to the tower and that's where I am now. My ghost is beyond -blam!-ed and I don't know what to do.
What was my ghost going to say?
How can I fix my ghost? Does anyone have any good answers?
Help soon please, the speaker will be PISSED if he finds out I broke another one!
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Necro bump
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For only one bump a day on this post you can help save this poor microwaved ghost.
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Bump, this needs to be seen by more people
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You dont need him if you started the microwave all by yourself It would have took your ghost ten minutes and you would have to fight off three waves of enemies
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Edited by ferial56: 10/17/2015 12:59:30 PMThe one door that doesn't set off an alarm. Is the one door the ghost can't open.
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Edited by solid stone1993: 10/29/2014 7:33:40 AM-guardian walks up to speaker- Guardian: "hey! Speaker! My man!" (While doing finger guns and winking). Speaker: "what can I help you with, guardian." Guardian: "oh nothing much, just kinda moseying around the tower. Thought I'd stop by on my down time. Did you catch the crucible match last night?! Whew what a crazy one." Speaker: "........" Guardian: "not a sports guy huh, that's cool...." Speaker: "where is your ghost, guardian?" Guardian: "oh right! That little guy! You know it's the funniest thing, he just sort of wondered off. No idea where he went. You uh... You think I could get a replacement until he comes back? I'm sure he's just... You know... Being dinklebot.." Speaker: "what's that smell? Is something burning?" Guardian: "wha?! Burning?! Uh.. That's just my fiery passion for saving the universe! Haha...." Speaker: "......." Guardian: "......." Speaker: ".... You burnt him didn't you...." Gaurdian: "wha!? Dinkle? Pssssh that's insane! You joker you. " Speaker: "......" Guardian: "in a microwave, it's a long story. It was a total accident I swear!" Speaker: "....." (Staring blankly at the guardian) Guardian: "I'm mean let's be honest, if the little guy couldn't work his way out of a microwave, was he really that useful?" Speaker: ".... Get out."
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Did you try turning him off and on again?
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Edited by JODYE II: 10/17/2015 10:39:57 AMBUMP Best year one post
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You have two options: 1) Defibrillator Or 2) Press the restart button
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[spoiler]This is why Dinklebot [i]really[/i] had to be replaced.[/spoiler]
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Peter dinklage peter dinklage peter dinklage.....*continues for 5 more minutes*
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Edited by Bucket of Tears: 10/29/2014 5:03:10 PMHotfix 1.03.45 --Corrected an issue where some Guardians mistook their Ghost for a bowl of ramen noodles and microwaved them. All microwaves are now inaccessible and Dinklebot can now transmat a bowl of noodles for you. This was not how we intended dinner to be.
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The one door a ghost couldent open.
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You have unlocked the burnt shader for your ghost.
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Holy necrobump!
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RIP Dinklebot
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Oh my gosh this almost made me cry.
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don't care
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Deep in the reached of Uranus, u can find the original ghost DINKLEBOT... Not many know of this, but Dincklage has secretly gone into exile with Kabr and Osiris to seek refuge from the monster that Nolandroid has made his image
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He tried to get out.... But it was like the whole system was wired to a.... He should've worked harder.
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Finally a non shit post. Bump