What you new laws be?
Bleeeeee not sure
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I would have to convene a meeting with other great minds to decide what new law(s) would be enacted. Probably a lot of social justice laws.
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Bleeeeeee must have more "e" in it and it is also illegal not be hatted between the times of 06:00 and 12:34 GMT every tuesday
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Me and Bleeeee can do whatever we please. That's my law.
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I would make Ellen Page my wife.
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Everyone must speak like Bleeeeeee.
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I would go with George Carlin's idea on prison states.
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1 out of 10 children must commit suicide when they turn 3.
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No one can have alts
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Warning labels off everything. No suing unless product is truly defective. Complete separation of church and country. Funding of stem cell research and gene mapping.
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I would make Blee my co-ruler man. It would be sweet.
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Edited by McRib: 10/30/2014 4:48:20 AMEveryone shall eat me.
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Rule 1. All rapists must super glue a dildo to there forehead 2. If you like the movie Frozen you are being burned at the stake 3.Everyone must own a desticle slave 4. Public nudity is allowed
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If you sprinkle while you tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat
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1. Don't be a dick. The end.
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All must hail ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Every word will be bacon... Bacon bacon bacon, bacon bacon. Bacon bacon bacon bacon. Bacon bacon bacon bacon??
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That Obama gets hanged
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First, I start with proper grammar.
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The floor is now lava
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I hereby decree that all laws shall be said in old English (subtitles available where necessary) there shall be from this day on 3 hours of mandatory praising of the divine guided supreme commander That at 12 noon every day when the sun is highest in the sky every one comenceth the chicken dance whilst saying praise the great and might commander all television will now be strictly prohibited unless it is supreme guided commander approved (goodbye reality TV and cupcake wars) that all ads and or commercials are to be strictly forbidden and any annoying advertising is to be punished post haste by drawing and quartering in fact all crimes of any nature are to be punished in this manner and or be heading except traffic violations and also all hipsters feminists and members of Peta are to be burned at the stake and fed steak These are the laws as written by supreme guided leader in all his divine greatness all bow to praise his lordship whilst humming the Darth Vader theme song hereby renamed The supreme song of justice
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[b][ERROR[/b] You are all gay. From bungie. -Bungie
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Begin the Human Instrumentality Project
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Build the largest coliseum in history. Force all religious peoples to battle it out for my amusement. Exile the lesser races to Antarctica and colonize their lands. Nuke Antarctica. Bacon is banned. Weed is banned. Sex is banned. Alcohol is banned. When everyone revolts, I have them all execute themselves. As the last human on earth, I spend the rest of my days living off the land and fapping in the woods.
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Religious beliefs are now banned from political rulings.
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I'd go Emperor Charlemagne on a global scale, albeit with less slaughtering of pagans. I'd largely let small societies resolve their own issues, my main planning would be ensuring humanity has a secure future, and also start building a massive space station...
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3% of government revenue is allotted for my personal coffers.