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10/25/2014 5:46:08 PM
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Could you kill a man with a vegetable?
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1 ReplyWhat if I kill a vegetable with a man? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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1 ReplyThere's at least one woman who inadvertently killed herself while masturbating with a carrot.
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CHOKE
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2 RepliesCarrot to the eye never hurt anybody, oh wait.....it does.
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Shove a pumpkin up their ass
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2 RepliesJust bash someone's head in with a potato.
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Nary an animal alive that can outrun and kill a Scotsman armed with a potato.
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Carrot knife.
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Take potato. Hit with potato. Repeat until dead.
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SILENCE. I Kill u [spoiler]with a tomato ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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Carrot attack!!!!!
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Sure, as long as he's allergic to a vegetable.
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I'll bash your fookin hed in wit a cucumber m8
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Yeah take it out of its wheel chair
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4 RepliesYeah, just beat him to death with the wheelchair.
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1 ReplyEver seen Matilda?
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1 ReplyGet a carrot and vigorously shove it up their rectum It'll cause internal bleeding and hopefully they'll bleed out
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2 RepliesMost definitely, carrot down the throat.
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2 RepliesEdited by Death: 10/25/2014 6:06:52 PMWith a pumpkin...maybe.
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[i]C. maculatium[/i]
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If you deprive someone of them…… Does that count?
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what about pointed sticks?
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Does a pillowcase full of russet potatoes count? I think I could definitely beat someone's ass with that.
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