1. YOU KNOW EVERYBODY'S NAME 2. YOU ARE IN ALMOST EVERY THREAD 3. YOU MAKE MULTIPLE ALTS TO AVOID MUTES 4. THE SUN ROSE FOR A SECOND TIME AND YOU'RE STILL POSTING 5. YOU START USING CAMNATOR COMEBACKS IRL 6. YOU HEAR JOHN CENA AND DON'T THINK OF A WRESTLER 7. YOU THINK OF THREADS YOU CAN MAKE THROUGHOUT THE DAY 8. NOTHING OFFENDS OR SURPRISES YOU 9. YOU SAY #GAMING TO SOMEONE IRL 10. YOU CHUCKLE IRL WHEN SOMEONE SAYS PORCH 11. YOU HAVE TO SPECIFY SO OFTEN THAT YOU'RE REFERRING TO REAL LIFE THAT YOU NEED TO USE AN ABBREVIATION 12. YOU'RE A MEMBER OF MULTIPLE OFF-SITE FORUMS THAT ORIGINATED HERE 13. YOU START FIGURING OUT WHO USES ALTS AND WHICH ACCOUNTS BELONG TO WHICH USERS 14. YOU SAY BLAM INSTEAD OF SWEARING 15. YOU WAKE UP EXCITED TO SEE YOUR NOTIFICATIONS LIST 16. YOU STRAIN YOUR EYES FROM BEING ON TOO LONG 17. WHENEVER YOU SEE OR HEAR THE WORD DESTINY YOU ASSOCIATE IT WITH THE GAME 18. YOU SAY GRILL INSTEAD OF GIRL 19. YOU REFER TO JIMMY RUSTLING, OR USE KEK, LEL, HUE INSTEAD OF HA, LOL AM I MISSING ANYTHING?