If Destiny was a Porno it would end before the main actress even finished taking her clothes off, and you would have to pay for part 2 where she may or may not remove her bra, so on and so forth. Tiggerman1000 also put it perfectly.... [quote]Destiny is like a good porn video, no story, a lot of action in a small amount of time, and 10mins later your bored and listen to music and move on with your life.[/quote]

Too many people seem to want a BJ from the stranger... ................._██_ .................‹(•¿•)› ┏(･o･)┛----(█) ..................../ I

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[quote]- Dinklebot : Hello there guardian, you have been dead for a long time and must have many questions - You : Well hell yeah.. where am I and how the -blam!- I got here ?! - Dinklebot : This is Russia, you came here in search of cheap women and vodka many hundred years ago. - You : But how the -blam!- what?? How did I die and ...what? - Dinklebot : You were gettting a blowjob in the back of this burned out taxi right here and passed out just before all the aliens suddenly appeared out of no where and like BLAMMED shit up .. - You : ......so this corpse right here is a hooker ?! - Dinklebot : Yeah.. that's the one... - You : So can you revive her........ maybe...? - Dinklebot : Nope sorry no can do.. I can only preform one miracle ..now I drained all my super powers and can only make stupid jokes, open doors and at times... not all the time ..I can also function as a flashlight... But that's about it - You : Damn damn and damn... what now then ..where all the hookers at?? - Dinklebot : Well ..I'm not sure ..But you must speak with the speaker... he might know where them bitches be at.. - You : How we get to this pimp yo ? - Dinklebot : Well first we got to go through a bunch of aliens because they will give you blue and purple balls.. You will need them on your journey to find a space vehicle.. we got to fly there and this taxi can't fly yo.. Aaaand I can show you just how good I'm at opening them doors! - You : Let's go ...hooooookeeeerrrrrs here I come! ...The future is awesome ...fookin space pussy fo life ! ** Many missions later** - You : Damn damn and -blam!- you speaker.. Tell me about them space bitches ! - Speaker : Well I could tell you about all that juicy space pussy.. and the orgys on venus.... - You : Yeah.. go on... - Speaker : ........* - You : Wraaaaaaaarghbaghll... -blam!- this .. Venus it is then!!!! Orgyyyyys! *On venus* - The stranger : I don't have time to explain why i don't have time to give you a blowjob right now... - You : WTF ...I went through like 233982389234932865 -blam!-ing aliens and dealt with this -blam!-ing ass midget orb for like 80 hours now.. What the -blam!-... You better give me that blowjob like right now! - The stranger : I will give you this rifle and some hint that in the future ... you might get your blowjob.. If you pay for the DLC.. - You : DLC what the -blam!- ?!? ...It says right here that blowjob is guaranteed on the cover ... This is a porn movie goddammit! - The Stranger : Read the fine print... It clearly says its a Teen rated movie .. And by the time this 10 year plan is coming to an end guardian.. You will be old enough to get your blowjob! - You : What a fuuuuuuuucking anticlimax ...-blam!- this you bitch ..and -blam!- this like -blam!-ing super -blam!-! Interview with DeeJ from Bungie on Destiny and the DLC's http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/74405740/0/0 And why the "brains" at Bungie really left http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/74743061/0/0[/quote] 👆^This^👆 [spoiler]Where the Fu🎃k is my blowjob?![/spoiler]