It's a joke, but beware, Bungie is great at listening to bad advice and requests and ignoring actual solid ideas.
They may actually implement your requests without reading into the sarcasm so long as it has to do with pvp and you know how they love to balance pvp by unbalancing pve.
Seriously, stop messing with our pve just to balance pvp. Put up a wall and leave us alone.
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Destiny: The Lies Before Launch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlWGtKTFATE