In the course of 3 days I the Farts of the monkeys have grown hair on my chinny chin chin and above my lips. It is quite magical when it turns a shade of purple when the stars reflect their beauty upon me. The pumpkins are in awe of my facial hair and the faces they make are priceless. HUZZAH and good day.
[spoiler]It's been awhile since I've made a shitpost because I thought I couldn't do them anymore so I decided to give it a try.[/spoiler]
Note that this isn't the first time I've grown facial hair and shaved it's just one of the times when I let it grow out a bit more before shaving it.
AKA being too lazy to shave.
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Edited by TGI Skuldier: 10/21/2014 9:12:48 AMAnd in another couple of months you can take a pilgrimage to the council of the elder beards who will determine where you will be placed in our beard hierarchy. Protip you don't want to get stuck in with the scraggly plebs. We tend to just call them patchies.