Recently got a new job at the local post office, these are my first couple of days so far. Day 1 > Starting new job, jimmies be tingling > Put on smart attire, lookingprettyshmick.jpeg > Can't find parking, prolly gunna get stabbed if I stay in this parking space too long. > Back door has combination lock, have to ring door bell > *sounds of satan* the doorbell has seen better days > Boss man appears, looking shorter then I remember (the invaders have arrived) > (Actually got a job by applying online, in a small town where it's not what you know, it's who, so...-blam!- you system I win) > Meet the team (already know them, cause small town, but lets go) > The Indian guy, who's been here longer then all of us, and was actually born in the town, so he's more Australian then any of us > The tall older guy who looks like a gravedigger applying for a blue-collar job > Young lass, cute but just glad there's someone my age (Don't worry Exo, not even interested) > Young lass has my mothers name and my name as her last, so....that's the nail on the coffin > Scary stuff be scary, mail be here and there, I stand around like a shmuck > Boss shows me around, yadda yadda, then the work > Sweetmotherofgod > Given a pile of books that I need to work through, the need to knows, but sweet jesus China didn't even build a wall that big > Start with the big one, has a CD rom for a computer > ShitisolderthenIam > PC still using XP, thankgod. > Based learning CD, loud as -blam!-, feeling embarrassed....turn down the volume and try to sink it in > Boring stuffs > *sips tea* > Learning intensifies > Goes to lunch and talks to you chums > In clocktower, Did I mention the Post Office also has the towns clock tower > Sits up there like hermit > Indian guy asks me to get money from the safe, gives me a key. > You watched the first Harry Potter with the vaults and shit, that's how I felt > Grabbed the cash....such trust q.q > Did a good job...money don't feel like money like it used to > Goes over books, Gravedigger walks past the office every now and then humming something, he doesn't talk much > To anyone > Says hi, and the smallest of talks > Indian tells me, 29 years, and you learn to just ignore him, he ignores everything > Nearly home time, bossman gives me cheques......wait...wut...all of them > Have to add up and account all the cheques > (also have to answer the coompanies phone calls, bossman is testing me) > Follow his instructions.....I now have to do it every single day until he tells me otherwise > Feelinginportant.gif > Still nervous as a 13 year old kid with internet. > Walks back to car and speaks with Emperor Abbott, parked next to him > Feelingood.muse Day 2 > Looking Shmick > Helping young lass sort mail, going through yo stuff, sorting yo mail > If it doesn't fit in the PO box > Make it fit > ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) > One PO box, couldn't handle mail-senpai > He's gotta cum in and get it. > Puts mail in PO box as someone opens it on the other side >Makes eye contact >........ >........ >....hai? > (actually said good morning as happy as I could without bursting my shit) > Younglass tells me she accidentally touched someones hand > Whatatrooper > Back to learning, leaves the CD's, goes straight to paper work > Getting shit done > Dangerous goods.....security.......wut > I know, but when you read it and learn it all you think how much that would happen > Can't be that exciting....one day I'll update this > Boss shows me security footage of scumbags > First person is actually pretty smart, still...scumbag (put item at door, bought something and grabbed it on the way out) > Second person full on grabs something and walks out > She went next door to the Pawn shop and sold it, got caught within the hour > Ya nicked > Swag walk to local store, grabs coffe > Coffeeyoulilbeauty > *sips tea* > looking sophisticated in bogan town > grabbing ma own mail > bossman says chane poster at the counter > Peak hour......-blam!- > Changes poster eventually, knees weak, arms are heavy > goes to toilet > Lets out spaghetti > Exodus comes into store > Brought a saddle...wut > Just wanted to get a price on postage > +1 for effort honey > Filled out cheques like a boss, feeling like a bankman then a mailman > Payment system looks like a bios screen > Feeling the age Day 3 > Looking shmick, wearing red...reminded of Maccas....can't wear red like I used to. > Parks next to Emperor Abbott > Sorts mail > Crams spam mail in every PO Box > Sothisiswhatitfeelslike > Cleans baskets at front of store > Basedbogan asks for directs to bank > *points across the road* > Takes of his glasses....know he -blam!-ed up and laughs > Fare him well....he'll need it. > Introduced to other worker who comes and works certain days, we'll call her mothergoose > Still don't know much about her, > *sips tea* > Gets phonecall from Indian's son, Indian later gave me the description this guy is twice my age and lives in his dads basement > Kek familymeansnothingIgotthejobfirst > Emperor Abbott comes in (not actually Tony Abbott for the newfomans) > Talks to bossman about phones, I come in and they talk about the Iphone 6 > Later I talk to bossman, tells me about Iphones bending, recommends the Samsung Galaxy, says Android is what everyone is buying > shows him my Samsung Galaxy > Muh-blam!- > He's an android fanboy.....this guy is in his late 50's at least > Help the gravedigger pack the store up > He mutters a 'thanks' and nods > He's so god damn happy with me right now, he can't contain it. Day 4 > Looking Shmick > Got down to books > Like, scaled half of a Mountain > This is serious shit > Ask the boss how frequent any of this stuff happens > Not much, but, it does happen > That scares me more then it being frequent > Scams, Money Laundering, criminals with their money > Better Call Saul? > Getting muh Hank on > This isn't just a gig at the postie > This shit is real > Procrastinates for a good 15 minutes.....everything I do here, can make the world go round, can either bring someone fortune....or ruin them. > IAMGOD.amv > Taken this shit seriously now > I never actually wanted to learn like this like I did in School > Young lass sympathises over my tower of books, but it's K > I got a world to run > Exodus comes in > Brought the saddle back > Bags it up, pays for postage > Only has the postcode > Not the address...oh honey :3 > Boss gives me permission to use my phone till she got back to me with address details > (he didn't say I couldn't use my phone, but it's a business, just don't mess around with it while ya working) > Fair enough > Sends saddle to the great beyond > If it never gets to the right place....I'm so sorry Exo > Boss said if they get a complaint he's blaming me > ohyou.com > Days are going quicker then at LolMcDonalds > *sips tea* > Doing cheques and shit without being asked > Feeling good > Not only am I god, I found a job I like Day 5 To be Continued. (Feeling good about life, wanted to waste a little time, maybe get a smile or two) *sips tea*