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10/18/2014 11:55:47 PM
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I need a doctor
I need a doctor...to check my anus.
I'm really worried about it. I need to have a professional examine its condition. I know its my anus and that I really shouldn't treat it that way but the fistings are involuntary. I don't mean for them to happen.
For example, I just did the raid and I got fisted several times, and not just from the enemies.
I received on one occasion ascendant shards. Not a brutal fisting but my anus and I could not be prepared for what happened next.
Ascendant energies. Over and over again. I couldn't handle it. I let out a squeak the first time but by the last time it was a splitting scream.
I received on EVERY occasion ascendant energies after those shards. My anus is in tatters. I don't know what to do. Could anyone remedy my situation and then my anus. Preferably anus first, it's still bleeding down there.
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1 ReplyEdited by Jebus Kreist: 10/20/2014 8:49:12 AMI did it on hard the other day and got all the same pairs of boots I was currently wearing, and they are the only piece of raid gear I have to date. Same with my friend. It's goddamn stupid and we're both on the verge of quitting and waiting for the dlc. He is already saying he wont get it, destiny might just be dead for him once the dlc comes out. The reasoning: They are selling us content that is already on the disc, but not accessible without glitching/etc. He's very firm about this too. I have a season pass and all because I see the potential in the game, and I try explaining things to him about what happened to destiny in the past year re-release and how they need to rework things into being usable. Even explaining how Activision/Bungie are being far too greedy by selling us content that they didn't have ready for release that would have been in the base game. No success. Looks like I'll be playing Destiny by myself once the dlc comes out because my most active friend is in the process of signing his official resignation. He's hesitating looking forward to the raid and new strikes, even playing on Xbox One with the MOTHER-OF-MERCY graphics and lighting creating a visual orgasm, but I don't have hopes. Thanks Bungie!
