If you haven't noticed, I'm quite miffed about the recent update. I don't like being angry, so how about a lame Destiny pun thread?
Boy, the Vault of Glass causes me to die a lot. It can be quite [i]vexing.[/i]But at least now I'm at the level where I can really kick their [i]brass.[/i]
So, I met this one chick who thought Dreksis was kind of hot. I guess you could say she's [i]fallen[/i] in love.
I wonder what a fallen raid will be like? I bet it will be such a [i]dreg.[/i]
At first I thought the cryptarch had bad intentions, but then I realized he is just [i]decoherent.[/i]
A lot of people attacked bungie for nerfing our favorite farming location, but they won't [i]cave[/i] in to our demands.
Speaking of cave farming, how does that work? How do you plant a cave?
Boy, Atheon is one angry Vex. I guess somebody [i]pushed[/i] him too far.
You know, the moon had the potential to be one of the best worlds, but bungie didn't understand the [i]gravity[/i] of the situation.
Why did the guardian go to the doctor after coming back from the moon?
Because he broke out in [i]hives.[/i]
Police arrested Fallen at the library in Venus for [i]vandalism.[/i]
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There once was a Titan from Nantucket Who had legendaries crammed in a bucket He spoke to the Cryptarch With joy in his heart Who turned them all blue And said, "F--- it!"
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Popular Cryptarch nursery rhyme: 1, 2, Picked up a blue 3, 4, not any more
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Punmp.
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A bladedancer walks into a bar [spoiler] everyone panics, there is no counter[/spoiler] stole this joke.
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So, after 100,000 + kills, have they emptied out the [b]Sepik's[/b] tank under the cosmodrome?
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Can you see Uranus on the moon?
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Not a million deaths can please Master Rahol?
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How do you wind up Draksis? Ask "Who wants orange soda?"
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Edited by Blood Nemesis: 10/21/2014 1:40:36 PMAnother cringe maker: Why did the Hive knight hide underground in the cosmodrome? He was told he was Hallowed to
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Popular song for retiring fallen? For reavers jolly good fellow
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I took on 24 walkers by myself... I managed 18 but I dont like cheese and onion
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*shoots a Dreg in the knee* "Help! I'm Fallen and I can't get up!"
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Destiny. Become legend.
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came here for a laugh but this is just dregrading
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What do you call the travelers penis? [quote]hard light[/quote]
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Your mom is a public event. She has over 9000 Guardians linked lol
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I say a lot of things but I don't say much, who am I? [spoiler]The Speaker[/spoiler] I'm the guy who decided my calling is much higher than anyone elses and that I do the Travelers talking, who am I? [spoiler]Its me again[/spoiler] I'm the guy who isn't questioned at all, but quite the contrary am followed to a tee, who am I? [spoiler]THE MUTHA-blam!-IN SPEAKER[/spoiler] Who do we all want to see hanged for his lack of dialogue and wisdom of what the hell is going on? THE -blam!-ING SPEAKER THAT'S RIGHT YOU ALL WIN!!!!! LET'S KILL THAT ASSHOLE!!!!
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I had to comment so I could have [i][/i]The Last Word [i][/i]
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I slept with a shank and got harpies:/
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[i] hive[/i] had it with these puns
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Why did the fallen walker lose his case in court? He didn't have a leg to stand on
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Did Tyger and Longface get banned? Lol.
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I'm guessing the Queen is cranky this morning because she got Awoken way too early......
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra..
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I cant remember who said it first but Why didnt the kell buy from the used spaceship salesmen? Because it always comes with a ketch!
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Why was the archon priest locked up? Vandalism