You might as well change All weapons types converted to the new type "pillow" . All crucible matches are now considered "pillow fights" Control changed to "hair braiding" Clash changed to "cuddle fest" Because last time I checked only a bunch of little bitches seem to play this game. Let's bitch some more and get bungie to -blam!- up what lil cool shit was going on in this game. Seriously thanks bungie for bending me over and -blam!-ing my ass raw. I cannot believe you charged us so much money for a pile of dog shit. So please bungie why don't you go ruin the rest of your game. 10 years of game play my ass this pile won't make it that long. I'll personally burn down your headquarters before that.(by burn down I mean take a nice hot piss right on the front door) I'm soo excited for the new Dlc. I'm sure it'll be the same shit reskinned so I can waste more time. Seriously thank you bungie. For proving to me that it is possible to make a game worse than barbies horse trainer. Thank you for showing me just how little brains it takes to push out a "hit game" and thank you for finally killing what little respect I had left for you. I've been around supporting your company for a long ass time. And I can't feel like you've truly let me down. And all your other fans. It's hard to believe you once developed halo 2. And honestly Activision. I know this is your fault too so go -blam!- yourselves. So I'm done ranting about how truly shitty you've made me think you are. I'm gonna go stick my penis in a blender. It'll be more fun. Love always. Your newest hater. Apurpledragon