[quote]All of us at Bungee are thrilled with the positive response of our current HOT FIX 1.0.2.2 from all of you, our community! We've been watching and listening to all of your great ideas and suggestions. So, without further adieu, we bring you a sneak peak at our next Patch release! The following changes will occur on 10/21/2014 07:00 A.M. Pacific Time Player Mechanics: Sprinting has been replaced with Skipping with the added effect of tossing flowers as you do so (this will not alter gameplay) New subclasses Sitting has been replaced with Pouting (best when used in conjunction of Spilt Milk Mediocre weapon) Damage Buffs to the following items: Rocket Launcher will now fire Goose Down Pillows Machine Guns will spurt out a shower of Glitter Fusion Rifles will play audio samples of whales singing Sniper Rifles will produce a bouquet of flowers of a random selection Shotguns will cascade confetti Pulse Rifles will emit approximately 3 butterflies of random species on each trigger pull (this applies to models that have 3 round burst and full auto features) Auto Rifles can now harness the power of the rainbows and the colors that make them up, however all lethal rounds have been removed from the magazine as to not shoot one's self in the foot Scout Rifles have had an upgrade to ammunition: All rounds will be immediately converted to a light mist of water upon leaving the fire arm Grenades have been replaced with cotton balls Fist/Melee: All Guardians have had an ample upgrade to melee combat- All fists are now marshmallows and this will show when holding a weapon and when you attack using your melee Supers/Specials: All Super abilities will now cause guardians to hug nearby enemies and/or guardians/trees/shrubs. If no object is present, Guardian will perform self-hug Along with this update, you will receive 2 new events! Raid: Squishy Squiggles of Meatloaf Mountain Crucible Event: Raisin of Valor We are looking forward to having you Guardians as we explore new horizons on our quest for World DOMINATION!! EDIT: Hand Cannons have been fitted with a noise maker that plays babies giggling. This change has affected the ammo capacity and will no longer hold lethal rounds. --this was brought to our attention by one of you, our faithful and trusting Guardians! Thank you tlm04070 for seeing the error of our ways and have fixed the bug. Keep up the reports Guardians, our universe depends on it! EDIT : All of us here at Bungie are putting long hours resulting in loss of sleep and unknown quantities of caffeine to bring you, our dearest friends the best possible gaming experience available. Our dedication has to 3 of our dearest friends ending up in the I.C.U. 2 hamsters , Leeloo and Biscuit buns, and our beloved goldfish, Magistrates Revenge are being treated after an odd turn of events involving a spatula, hot dog cart, 2 lawn gnomes and one stubbed toe. We ask for your support in our time of need. In light of all this we apologise for a lack of content involving items formerly known as Exotics. The items under this name have provoked concerns of innuendo. We have changed the names in our current patch notes which we have recently discovered the missing page. Exotics will now be deemed Mediocres! We are quite satisfied with this revelation and wanted to share this exciting news with our community! The following items will be implented on the next patch. MEDIOCRES Flat Tire- shoots a gentle yet delightful breeze Silver Tree- an item with the ability to decorate nearby foliage and NPCs with biodegradable tinsel Tee Time- a weapon of unknown origin that gives off the pleasant scent of freshly cut grass Throwback- this heavy caliber weapon plays the Benny Hill chase theme while simultaneously creating a transdimensional time alteration, increasing relative time to 1.5 X (Effects may promote accelerated bowel movements) Spilt Milk- This diabolical weapon causes all containers of milk that are currently being enjoyed in a 10 foot radius to instantly spill all contents. This item will NEVER see a change of stats or abilities. EDIT: Spilt Milk has been changed to Glass Half Full due to it's heinous nature of milk spilling. This item will now only spill half of the contents to the ground. SPLASH DAMAGE has also been removed We thank each and every one of you for your ongoing support![/quote]