All about how my life got flipped-turned upside down. And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there. I'll tell you how I became the Guardian of a town called... Well it isn't a town really. It's more so the galaxy. But that's beside the point. Continuing! In the land of Venus, doing the Raid! On the death screen was where I spent most of my days! Chillin' out, switchin screens', callin out' all cool! And all shootin some Oracles out of the blue! When a couple Vex who were up to no good! Started making trouble in my neighborhood! I got in one little fight and my team got scared! They said 'You're movin' to the back because you weapons are rare!" I begged and pleaded with em play after play! But they packed up my engrams and sent me on my way! They gave me a dance and then they gave me my relic! I put my Striker class on and said, "I might as well click it"! Doing the raid, yo this is bad! But my first question is why is it not made glass!? Is this what the people of Destiny living like!? Hmmmmm this might be tight! I whistled for my partner and when he came near! He said, "Protect me please, I gotta look in the mirror!" If anything I could say that this was a dare! So I thought "Yo I got it! Just kick back in a chair!" We beat the Vault of Glass about 7 or 8! And I yelled to the party "Yo homes to the Tower!" I looked at my engrams! I was finally there! To sit on my throne as the Guardian of... Well as before the Guardian of the Galaxy basically! - Zz I Thrifty