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Edited by dirtyhawk: 1/7/2015 10:22:15 AM
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WARLOCK SONG!!!

is this the real life? is this just destiny? caught in a warmind no escape from RNG Open your eyes give in to the light and see im just a warlock i need no frilly things because im easy come easy go little light little ghost anyway RNG goes doesnt really matter to me, to me cryptarch, just killed a dreg put a my thorn against his head pulled my trigger now hes dead cryptarch, you have just begun to take my purps and throw them all away cryptarch, oohh please dont make me cry ill be back again this time tomorrow carry on carry on, as if RNG really matters its too late my time has come to run the vault of glass wont let the gorgon see my ass goodbye everybody ive got to go gotta leave that hunter behind and face the horde Cryptarch oohh(RNG really blows) I am gonna cry sometimes feels like i never get oranges at all i see a little silhoetto of a vex minotaur! minotaur! will you do the fandango? void bombs and lightning! killing everything that i see (silly sparrow) silly sparrow (silly sparrow) silly sparrow silly sparrow, it is slow make it go im just a warlock nobody loves me hes just a warlock saving the whole galaxy spare him his life from this damned RNG! easy come easy go will you give me orange? haha no! we wont give orange(give him orange!) haha. we wont give you orange(give him orange!) haha. we wont give you orange(give me orange!) we wont give your orange(give me orange!) never give you orange never give me orange no no no no no no no oh cryptarch please oh cryptarch please (cryptarch please give me orange) XUR of the nine has a suros put aside for me, for me so you think you can knife me and shotty my side? so you think you you can shoot me and i will just die? oh baby, im self rezzing baby you better get out better get right out of here ( oh yeah, oh yeah) RNG doesnt matter anyone can see RNG doesnt matter RNG doesnt matter to me RNG really blows
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  • READ THIS!!!

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  • I COMMENT ON MY OWN THINGS!!!

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  • bringing this back

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  • I find it both funny and sad that everyone blames the Cryptarch for their purple engrams turning blue. Hey man, he's just doing his job, decrypting the engrams [i]you[/i] brought him. If you can't tell the difference between a purple engram and a blue engram covered in purple goo, that's [i]your[/i] fault. (^_^)

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    • changed the title so more will read

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    • [quote]is this the real life? is this just destiny? caught in a warmind no escape from RNG Open your eyes give in to the light and see im just a warlock i need no frilly things because im easy come easy go little light little ghost anyway RNG goes doesnt really matter to me, to me cryptarch, just killed a dreg put a my thorn against his head pulled my trigger now hes dead cryptarch, you have just begun to take my purps and throw them all away cryptarch, oohh please dont make me cry ill be back again this time tomorrow carry on carry on, as if RNG really matters its too late my time has come to run the vault of glass wont let the gorgon see my ass goodbye everybody ive got to go gotta leave that hunter behind and face the horde Cryptarch oohh(RNG really blows) I am gonna cry sometimes feels like i never get oranges at all i see a little silhoetto of a vex minotaur! minotaur! will you do the fandango? void bombs and lightning! killing everything that i see (silly sparrow) silly sparrow (silly sparrow) silly sparrow silly sparrow, it is slow make it go im just a warlock nobody loves me hes just a warlock saving the whole galaxy spare him his life from this damned RNG! easy come easy go will you give me orange? haha no! we wont give orange(give him orange!) haha. we wont give you orange(give him orange!) haha. we wont give you orange(give me orange!) we wont give your orange(give me orange!) never give you orange never give me orange no no no no no no no oh cryptarch please oh cryptarch please (cryptarch please give me orange) XUR of the nine has a suros put aside for me, for me so you think you can knife me and shotty my side? so you think you you can shoot me and i will just die? oh baby, im self rezzing baby you better get out better get right out of here ( oh yeah, oh yeah) RNG doesnt matter anyone can see RNG doesnt matter RNG doesnt matter to me RNG really blows[/quote] Just so you know, I played this whole song in my head. All 7 minutes of it.

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      • Very nice

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        • 10/10 Job well done

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          • thanks for the feedback the whole 2 people who commented haha

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          • Admit it, you were drunk when you wrote this

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            • hope you guys like this

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