Okay, so, I love Destiny. I get the legendary feel from it. I feel epic, and victory is sweet!
But so is accepting reality. What I would love to see, should Destiny remain successful and awesome, is at the end of DLC is if they released a shit-ton of random things saying, "Hello, I'm Bungie, and I have a sense of humor." (as we've already seen a bit, "But cmon, we knew they were all blues, anyway" from the patch notes was hilarious!)
What if when they stopped making DLC, they just threw caution to the winds and added anything and everything. Nothing to change the mechanics of the game, of course, but every random fun thing we can think of. For example,
Holiday stuff outfits, jack-o-lantern helmets that drop,
someone mentioned mounts: Ogre mounts (Phogoth), rusted car mount, one where you're riding the Speaker, boots that are made out of your ghost so that you float on your ghost as you walk and he (blandly) complains the whole time
Guns like the cursed gun from Borderlands that says PEW when you aim and shoot, and makes voiced firing noises, shotguns that don't hurt but launch people across the map, sniper rifles that paint your enemy different colors (again no damage)
Fallen blades equipped with squeaky toys,
new subclasses for each class that gives random jolly effects like moon boots (enhanced gravity) and do just as much damage and survival as any other class, but in the stupidest ways. Hunters throw tomatoes and Blade Dance is replaced with DANCE! And crazy music plays for all those nearby. They are dressed in a Tango dress and morachas. Titans wear an overlarge knight shield and the bubble is replaced with Mario-style smiling cloud
Shaders that make you look stupid or are direct ripoffs from other games (Minecraft Steve PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE)
I just want to see them throw the game out the window (in 2024?) and just make this the most ridiculous crazy party ever
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