I made a list of things you can do in Destiny, so I decided to make a list of things you CAN'T do in Destiny. *Have fun *follow the story in-game. *make iced tea *explore *access the whole game *not cringe whenever Peter Dinklebot speaks *be amazed by the campaign *be optimistic *farm the loot cave *cook pizza *shoot somebody in the face with a shotgun and have them die before they kill you. *talk to people you meet. *make new friends *have private games *play offline *create your own weapons *jump on top of certain roofs. *get on one of the silos in that one mars level. * talk to NPCs. *The VoG solo. *Grow up *Sleep with a Fallen Captain *Sleep with a Vex. *Sleep with a Cabal. *Give birth to a Fallen Captain's child. *Assemble a Vex's offspring *Vomit after waking up next to a Cabal. *Get Deej to give a straight answer. *Not feel sorry for badgering Deej. *Argue with o______________o *go one day without invoking Godwin's law. *not reminisce about Halo. *Resist touching bungie's balls....in the tower. *avoid children. *crying