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Edited by Master Natas: 9/29/2014 8:11:36 PM
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What's with all the ships being poop brown?

Anyone else constantly get brown poop shuttles? Edit: Thank you everyone for making me crack up reading these... get ready for it.. "crappy" one liners lol
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  • Edited by ByTheCreed7: 10/1/2014 3:07:41 PM
    Your ship looks like poop? Mine FLIES like one. I have to kick mine three times to get it started, sometimes my warp drive doesn't work, so I'm floating through space like a turd in a toilet, there's a spring poking out the seat, constantly stabbing my a**, I can't fart when I'm in my ship because there's no way to vent the gas out, dinklebot spilled a bottle of premium vex space glue on the floor of the cockpit, so everytime I'm walking through, my boots stick to the ground. Oh and my ship is poop brown... EDIT: I finally got my warp drive fixed. Turns out there was a jelly donut, a FRICKIN' JELLY DONUT, lodged in one of the valves. I'm gonna take the shipwright out for a "Cosmodrome Patrol" so we can "chat."

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