Saw this accurate summary of Destiny's story. [quote]Listen, the Destiny storyline is so easy to understand. First, you fight the covenant until you find a church. Then, you have to kill the zombies you woke up. It's okay though, just defeat their shrine wizards and you won't see them again. However, this makes the robots angry. So you have to blow all their shit up. You go to their home base and beat up the Cabal because their suits are gigantic and that shit went out of style years ago. Once you get tired of that you just take a trip to the robot garden. There you find the computer heart and shoot its statue dudes. When it sees the statue dudes die the heart gets super offended and leaves. There you go, mission accomplished. Mystery woman hands you a gun and stealths away. Roll credits. [/quote]