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9/28/2014 7:49:26 PM
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You wouldn't cut it...
Bill here, and I've seen every complaint that can be made on the forums, and I now understand why a ghost needs to revive you yellow bellied babies every time a dreg scratches you with one of those toothpicks they carry. You have it too easy. You see, I remember when the war first started, before you lost your golden age. The troops knew how to fight. Titans didn't have any fancy shmancy electrical powers, they had two sticks and a rock, and they had to share the rock with the whole squad, and the guns would jam 95% of the time ON A GOOD DAY! The only difference between a Hunter and a Titan back then was that a Hunter would throw the rock with such a force that David would be proud. Warlocks were just politicians at the time, claiming they could understand the traveler, when you would be impressed if they could float in the air for two seconds. They didn't have it easy, but by god any Hive, Fallen, Cabal, or Vex would respect the tough son of a bitch who would try to stop us and walk away without a scratch on him, with both sticks and the rock in hand. Nowadays, you complain about a smurf giving you free guns THAT DON'T JAM when the only weapon you should be using is the rock.
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They will toughen up [spoiler]or face NINJA JUSTICE![/spoiler]
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2 RepliesCabal should be stronger for a war race JS
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Bill, good to see you coming here to lecture us. I think my fellow guardians are having it too easy, maybe you should hint us your secret location so we can send some guardians for a raid and have your toughest cabals spank their asses.
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8 RepliesIn my day, we gave the Cryptarch engrams and received coal in return! And we thanked him for it!
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1 Reply10/10 for giving us more backstory than the game.
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11 Replies"You wouldn't cut it." But Bungie would! Heyyyy-oh!!
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1 Reply*purrs* Why hello aga-SURPRISESTORMFISTTOTHEFACE!
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2 RepliesDammit Bill, you're right. I'm going to have to take your Grandpa out drinking. Maybe after a few drinks and war stories he'll give me a rock.
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1 ReplyParagraphs are your friend.
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What is this, 6789 BC?
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Well, I got a stick and two rocks.. But I'm pretty sure Bungie with nerf it.
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5 RepliesCan you tell us more about our past? I was brought back to life 3 weeks ago by my ghost and no one has explained anything to me at all, they keep telling me I have to kill all these alien races without an explanation as to why except that I have to do it to help that big floating ball hovering in the sky. Also wtf is that thing and where did it come from? That speaker guy who speaks for the huge floating ball doesn't seem to do a lot of speaking on its behalf, I keep going to him for answers but he always changes the subject and tries to get me to buy something from him.
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4 Replieswell said, another good one bill!
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David didn't throw a rock, he threw a stone. You silly goose.
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I'm making some popcorn, anyone want some?
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5 RepliesWhy did they share the rocks? Couldnt they just find more on the ground wherever they were fighting?
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Will a fist do?
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2 RepliesI'm sorry, I couldn't hear over the GODS I HAVE BEEN KILLING WITH A 6 SHOOTER. Okay, it may be THE COLT, but i have to handcraft the bullets.....
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[quote]they had two sticks and a rock, and they had to share the rock with the whole squad[/quote] Sgt. Johnson, is that you?
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Lol, "Two sticks and a rock."
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In my day Health didn't regenerate on its own. You had to hold your breath and pray to the Traveler for a Health Pack to fall from the sky and save you from impending doom. And did the health packs lie right in front of your path? No, you had to go looking in obscure portions of the map for them.
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In my day the only light a Guardian had was the glimmer in his eye as he put two into a Stealth Vandal...with a slingshot.
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2 RepliesA C T I V I $ I O N
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11 RepliesAnd Bungie couldn't come up with something like that, with $500 million invested in this? ....wow... Anyways, if it's anything that we've all learned from this game, it's how to avoid explaining yourself. For those of you who have kids (I babysit on the weekends) When they ask WHY* to anything or are looking for an explanation... Do the DESTINY on their little asses; Option 1... THE SPEAKER's ROUTE - "I COULD* go into detail about this... I COULD* tell you why this is or isn't..." Option 2... The female helper route. "I don't have time to explain to you, WHY I don't have time to explain...." BOTH WORK PERFECTLY, although I don't see how $500 Million dollars was needed to come up with something so simple...
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before the rocks and sticks we would yell 'Drop Dead' to each other, damn those good old times. battles of hours/days.
