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Edited by Sola:
10/23/2014 7:37:32 AM
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badly explain a movie
Example:
Explosions
Explosions
[spoiler]Every Michael Bay movie[/spoiler]
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This one dude got caught and locked in some hotel room for years. Got out and slept with some young chick. Turns out to be some evil plot and it's his daughter he didn't know. Some poop right.
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There was this guy, he had a beard. There was this girl, she had nice tits. They got together and did teh fukefuke
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Guy who really likes greetings and football has mood switches and shoots himself
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3 RepliesCute fuzzy animals eat after 11:00, they then ravage the town
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2 RepliesEdited by Destroyr19: 6/18/2015 5:30:01 PM>guy is dead >guy wakes up >guy shoots aliens >guy shoots more aliens >guy shoots zombie aliens >guy shoots robots >guy goes to queen >queen says shoot more aliens >guy shoots giant aliens >guy shoots more robots [spoiler]not exactly a movie [/spoiler]
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[quote]Example: Explosions Explosions [spoiler]Every Michael Bay movie[/spoiler][/quote]
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1 ReplyNightfall modifier = edge of tomorrow
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1 ReplyA kid sees a family member die= SUPERHERO
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Avengers A few people save the world
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Edited by Mr EGFC: 6/18/2015 6:45:28 PMObi and Ani wreck shit in space. Obi and Ani wreck shit in a ship in space. Creepy old man who is chancellor of Republic is in space. Obi and Ani kill another creepy old man in front of first creepy old man in a ship in space. Ship crash lands on a planet from space. Obi goes to space. Ani complains about everything for a solid hour then takes his wife to space. Ani comes back home, looses his shit, kills a guy from pulp fiction and a whole bunch of children then goes to space. Obi comes back from space and sees dead children and goes to space. Ani kills more people from space. Ani beats his wife after she visits him from space. Obi and Ani have a romantic sword fight and obi takes Ani's wife to space. Green guy and creepy old man also fight before green guy goes to space. Ani's wife give birth to important original trilogy characters in space. Ani's wife dies in space. Ani turns into black hulk in a gloomy ship in space. Jar Jar binks -blam!-s you over by showing up at the end then credits in space.
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Edited by Rasmussen: 6/18/2015 6:47:24 PMA time traveling tranny (hermaphrodite) goes back in time and ends up having sex and knocking up their younger opposite gender self while chasing their future self in an attempt to stop their future self from setting off a bomb that would kill a mid future self. [spoiler]the child that was conceived was the time traveler. It is its own parents[/spoiler] Real movie. Had Ethan Hawke in it. I'd give it a -6/10. Was like a train wreck you couldn't turn off. Edit: it was Predestination
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Angry dead(ish) man kill hormonal teens [spoiler]almost every horror movie[/spoiler]
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Oh my god, dads's going to space! I hate this -blam!-! Science! But the audience wouldn't understand. skip it! Matt Damon! Love! It literally ensured that this movie went from a good plot to beta-tier shit that only idiots could enjoy.
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Kids are in detention on Saturday, The teacher raided Barry Manilow's wardrobe. The kids do stuff and things all day, then leave the school and things go on.
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Scientists make reptile Reptile kills people Scientists regret their lives Star lord saves the day
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2 RepliesNearly three hours of people sleeping [spoiler]Inception[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyDinosaurs Screaming Eating
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2 RepliesAn orphaned boy is left with his aunt and uncle after his parents meet a tragic fate at the hands of a dark lord. The aunt and uncle try and keep his hidden powers a secret until he discovers them. The boy then leaves his home to go train in a mystical art that few people can master because of what's in their blood. He trains for a while but unfortunately the man teaching him Dies right in front of his eyes. But it's ok because eventually the one who killed his master redeems himself and he ends up defeating the dark lord. Is it Star Wars or Harry potter? [spoiler]since I'm not 10 it's Star Wars[/spoiler]
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Velociraptor motorcycle bros starring Chris Pratt
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Boy losses his mother in a tragic accident, all of his siblings are slaughtered before his eyes, and he is kidnapped now his father must go on a epic journey to find his abducted son [spoiler]Nemo[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesGuy pollutes lake so much that a dome is put over the city. Guy and his family escape dome to freedom, but eventually go back to save everyone from an extremely powerful bomb placed inside the dome.
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This guy becomes limitless.[spoiler]Limitless[/spoiler]
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Lots of people start killing themselves and it's because of angry plants [spoiler]the happening...? I think. It's been a while.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplySome lunatic in a costume beats up a clown [spoiler]Dark Knight[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesThis science guy gets sick and makes rock candy
