Have a Halo emblem as your main's avatar.
Are at least 3 years old
Know where the terms "Newfoman" and "Oldfoman" come from.
Know that when somebody says "Zanzibar," they don't mean the Halo 2 map.
Know to never ask to be a Forum Ninja.
Know who to blame.
Know about the Toast Envelope Method.
Know about Porches.
Know when to properly deploy Xbox.com.
Know who AdjuantReflex was.
Know who Wednesday was.
Know who MarryMeJane was.
Know who Shishka is, and why he sucked so bad at Playlist management.
Know that when we say Marathon, we don't mean an athletic race.
Know what Halo Babies was.
Understand what soffish is and it's level of edibility
Have a favorite sticky thread
The words "play nice" sends chills down your spine.
You still call the community forum the septagon.
You've personally witnessed, or were part of a carpet ban.
The name VII Toast splits your sides.
Post stuff I should add to the list.
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