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2014-10-01T16:46:05Z

Marty McFly

Marty McFly

8/18/2014 4:15:54 PM
This song is called the Shaving Cream Song, and the chorus goes like this: [b]Shaving cream, be nice and clean, shave everday and you'll always look keen![/b] Got that? Now time for the song: I have a sad story to tell you, it might hurt your feelings, a bit. Last night when I walked into my bathroom, I stepped in a pile of [b]sh...[/b] [b](Chorus)[/b] I think I'll break up with my girlfriend, her antics are queer, I'll admit. Each time I say "Darling I love you," she says that I'm full of [b]sh...[/b] [b](Chorus)[/b] Our baby fell out of the window, you think that her head would have split. But fortune was smiling upon her, she fell in a barrel of [b]sh...[/b] [b](Chorus)[/b] An old lady died in a bathtub, she died of a terrible fit. In order to fulfil her wishes, she was buried in 6 feet of [b]sh...[/b] [b](Chorus)[/b] When I was in France with the army, I went to go open my kit. Expecting to find me a sandwhich, the damn thing was loaded with [b]sh...[/b] [b](Chorus)[/b] And now, folks, my story has ended, I think that its time I should quit. If any of you feel offended, stick your head in a barrel of [b]sh...[/b] [b](Chorus)[/b] [i]Thank you![/i]

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