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1/13/2015 2:45:20 AM
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10 Reasons That Horses Are Better Than Women
1) A horse will never demand that you take it on expensive dates and foot the entire bill.
2) A horse will never divorce you and take all your money.
3) A horse will never get pregnant with your kid and demand child support.
4) Horses don't talk.
5) A horse will always love you.
6) A horse will carry your bags for you instead of making you carry hers.
7) A horse won't get jealous and petty over trivial things.
8) Horses can run hella fast.
9) You can train a horse to follow commands without getting funny looks from Social Services.
10) You can have as many horses as you want at the same time with no negative social consequences.
[spoiler]Bonus: A mare's vag can mold itself to perfectly fit you.[/spoiler]
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4 Replies[spoiler]necrobump.[/spoiler] [spoiler]necrobump.[/spoiler] [spoiler]I'm bad at this.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Give me a break.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesYes, but one arguement is all that's needed [spoiler]boobs[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesYou a furry?
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1 ReplyNeigh
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1 ReplyI saw the post name and thought of engra. And then I realised... [spoiler]It WAS Engra.[/spoiler]
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7 RepliesYes but women don't cost 20,000$ [spoiler]Oh wait...[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesStill not better than tight juicy luscious Sanghieli pussi
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4 Repliesdolphin + horse = ???
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You've been through a rough time haven't you.
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I literally have seen it all
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3 RepliesA horse doesn't scream when you ride it.
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3 RepliesThe dolphin thread was better
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Is that spoiler tru?
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6 RepliesTo rule 34 My Little Pony I go
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Ok u need to calm down
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7 RepliesWho are you supposed to be? Ive heard so much about you?
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2 RepliesOP you wrong a cars better 1) A car will never demand that you take it on expensive dates. Only like the most of us it needs to see a doctor every 6 months or 5000 miles 2) A car will never divorce you and take all your money. Unless you neglect her 3) A car will never get pregnant with your kid and demand child support. 4) Cars only care for you. Please put your selt belt on. You left my lights on and the doors open 5) A car will always love you. 6) A car will carry your bags.. 7) A car won't get jealous and petty over trivial things. 8) cars can run faster then horses and don't shit everywhere 9) You can work with a car to follow basic drifting commands without getting funny looks from Social Services. 10) You can have as many cars as you want at the same time with no negative social consequence Car are superior in all ways Look at that face it just want to make you happy
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1 ReplyEngra the engram
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5 RepliesEngra, why do you return here? Not saying that I don't like you, but this place is rather boring.
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2 RepliesHe's got me, imma go -blam!- a horse.
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Fake engra is fake.
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3 RepliesIs he back?
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I lost it a 8 lol
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1 ReplyOfficial drink of Engrapadora
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