So, we're at the end of the Flood Awards for this year. I had an elaborate plan for this thread, but that got shot to hell; so lets just end this bitch and save the fun stuff for next year. And the winner of the Best Forum Ninja category is... Recon Number 54! Here is what he said when I told him about it: [quote]Recon Number 54 uhhhh, "I like turtles"? Ktan Dantaktee Ok. I was expecting something more profound, maybe comedic; but that works. Recon Number 54 I don't know what to say and don't have anything clever that comes to mind. I guess that I am "flattered?" to "win?" a popularity contest? But honestly, I am just this guy, you know?[/quote] Now on to Kinkiest User. And the winner of that category is... Vien Quitonm! Here is what he said on the matter: [quote]Vien Quitonm I deserve something besides a sodding mention. Ktan Dantaktee Well, what do you want? Vien Quitonm Since you are a sangheili, I would not mind fresh meat. Ktan Dantaktee O_O Ktan Dantaktee How about no? Vien Quitonm Fine. Give me a male. Ktan Dantaktee Wait... You don't think I'm female, do you? Vien Quitonm You can be one. Ktan Dantaktee *Sprints to the nearest exit Vien Quitonm Don't leave me, whelp.[/quote] Starting to see why that sick bastard won in that category... It was actually a far worse discussion; I wasn't able to get the [i]really[/i] disturbing messages. Now onto Best Poster. And the winner of that Category is... Ktan Dantaktee! I'm just as surprised as you guys are. The results of Best Shitposter; the winner is... Blonic! Forgot to interview him. Oops. And for most Ignorant User... angry0lbgrampa! Here is my discussion with him: [quote]Ktan Dantaktee Congratulations, you've won in the Most Ignorant User category of the Flood Awards! Anything you'd like to say? angry0lbgrampa Considering I am one of the few who actually knows what the hell i am talking about, I don't take the opinions of anyone in this forums seriously.[/quote] We then had a long discussion on Youth Pastorship that you guys would probably find boring, so I'll leave it out. Now, Best Tag. #shitpostshenanigans won, with #cumguzzlingsemendemon coming in a close second. And for Best Oldfoman... Capiton Render! Most of the discussion is now lost. [quote]Capiton Render BTW, you wanted an official response? "ALL HAIL THE GLORIOUS WANG"[/quote] Behold, the wisdom of the older generations; being passed on to further enlighten the newer generations. Most Comedic User goes to... DeeJ! And because, and I quote: [quote]His whole life is one big joke.[/quote] Not my words; just keeping the author anonymous. Best Posting Gimmick goes to Space Whale! Our conversation was also lost. Dammit Giocanda, fix your damn site. EDIT: He contacted me and retrieved it. [quote]Flood, I have been informed by Mr. Dantaktee that it is your intention to fill a poll conferring upon me Best Posting Gimmick of the Flood. I have reseived many kindnesses from the Flood, but the honour which you now accord me is without parawhale I accept it with deep gratitude and affection. I am also most sensibwhale of the warm-hearted action of the individuwhal members who accorded me the grayt compliment of their own honorary cetaceanships as a prelude to this Award Ceremony. It is a remarkabwhale comment on our affairs that the former Gimmick Poster of a grayt sovereign community should thus be received as an honorary cetacean of another. I say "grayt sovereign community" with design and emphasis, for I reject the view that #Destiny and #Clans should now be relegated to a tame and minor role in the forum. Our past is the key to our future, which I firmly trust and believe whale be no less fertile and glorious. Let no man underrate our energies, our potentialities and our abiding power for belugood. I am, as you know, half Desticle by blood, and the story of my association with that mighty and benewhalent nation goes back nearly a year to the day of my account creation. In this century of storm and tragedy I contemplate with high satisfaction the constant factor of the interwoven and upward progress of our peoples. Our comradeship and our floodhood in war were unexampled. We stood together, and because of that fact the free forum now stands. Nor has our partnership any exclusive nature: the united community is a dream that can whale be fulfilled to the detriment of none and to the enduring benefit and honour of the grayt moderators. Flood, your action illuminates the theme of unity of the whale-speaking peoples, to which I have devoted a large part of my life. I would ask you to accept yourself, and to convey to both sub forums, and through them to the newfoman people, my solemn and heartfelt thanks for this unique distinction, which whale always be proudly remembered by my followhalers.[/quote] And now for the grand finale... Most Hated User! This thread received a WHOPPING 350 replies. And the winner is... DeeJ! Bastard never responded to my PM of Congratulating. Well, that's it. See y'all next year. And in case you guys wanted to see the votes and check if you received any: Best Tag #shitpostshenanigans-3 #cumguzzlingsemendemon-2 #KtanDantaktee-1 #analbeads-1 #Tartywatrudoing-1 #horsevagisbestvag-1 #BioIsBored-1 #Bungieball-1 #Protoisthesickest-1 Best Poster Sentra-1 Lemon-1 Onion Beetle-2 Recon-1 Vien-2 Officer Nasty-3 Solonoid-3 Forum Cop-1 Keeker-1 Slayer-1 Deathincarnate-1 Ktan Dantaktee-5 Ember-1 Gojira-1 Cowpie-1 Splendid Dust Best Shitposter Blonic-4 Longface-4 Ktan Dantaktee-1 Trussing Door-1 Uncle OG Ruckus-1 Badmagick-1 Le Dustin-1 Kinkiest User Smiggles-3 Vien-6 SecondClass Deviant-1 Sentra-2 Creeper-1 spoiledpanties Enagrapandora-1 RomanGladiator7-1 Gatsby-2 Most Hated User Noelle-2 Kiyo-7 Sentra-15 Ktan Dantaktee-4 Verbatim-5 DeeJ-37 JAMEZZZZ-2 Lemon-6 Fat Marshall-3 Methew-2 Most Ignorant User Ktan Dantaktee -1 Angry0lbgrampa-3 Sentra-1 ghost59-1 about1337mouses-1 #Destiny-2 Best Oldfoman Nul Arc-2 randomrusso-2 Capiton Render-3 Tartan 118-2 DTL-1 Sesto-1 Deathincarnate-1 Gatsby-1 Jim the Jew Lord-1 Most Comedic User Oh GodLike One-1 Enagrapandora-1 DeeJ-2 Ember-1 Best Posting Gimmick Vien-1 Space Whale-2 Best Newfoman BioSmiley-12 RageQuitMichael-3 BannedLuis-2 IngloriousWho-2 Strogger-2 Favorite Forum Ninja Recon-11 Duardo-2 Bobcast-6 Predator-2 Yoozel-1 True Underdog-1 I received WAY more votes in the negative Categories than I wanted. I expected that many, but I didn't want them. : /