Is this the real life?
Is this just Destiny?
Bored of this shitslide,
Cant wait to get back reality.
Open your eyes,
Look up to the skies and see,
I'm just a Hunter, I need some sympathy,
Because I'm easy kill, easy? No!
Little amour, really blows,
Anywhere the Rockets go really really matters to me, to me.
Mama, just killed an exo,
Put a gun—wait fu{k I missed,
Pulled his trigger, now im pissed.
Mama, I had just respawned,
But now my team has thrown it all away.
Mama, ooh,
Didn't mean for me to die,
The interceptor is just really fu{kin powerful,
Carry on, carry on cause the beta doesn’t matter.
Its too late, they got both tanks,
now my kdr is .0005,
Body's aching all the time.
Goodbye, everybody, This game is shit,
Gonna leave you all behind and say the truth.
Mama, ooh (anywhere the bullets go),
I hate this fu{kin game,
I sometimes wish I'd never preordered at all.
I see a little silhouetto of a hunter,
holy shit, holy shit, will you fix the fu{kin app please?
void grenades and arc light,
really bad gun sights, DEATH.
(really shitty) oh yah its shitty.
(fu{kin shitty) yup its shitty,
Bungie please
go back to Halo.
I'm just a hunter, everybody hates me.
fu{k hes a hunter, everyone should hate him!
please nerf his super cause its really OP.
I have an opinion that I think that I should post
Hell No! No, we will not let you post. (Let him post!)
Hell No! We will not let you Post. (Let him post!)
Hell No! We will not let you Post. (Let me Post!)
Will not let you Post. (Let me Post!)
Never, never let you Post
Never let me Post, oh.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, all you trolls, all you trolls (all you trolls please let me post.)
Bungie, told me to share my opinion! And my Thoughts, my thoughts!
So you think you can diss Sony and make me cry?
So you think you can bash my Xbox and tell me to die?
Oh, babies, they’re all really babies
These fu{kin console wars, just gotta get right outta here.
(Oh, yeah, oh yeah)
Destiny fu{kin sucks,
All gamers can see,
Even if the beta
Is for free.
[b]I in NO way actually think these things![/b]
I am just voicing all the stupid crap people have been dumping all over these forums. Please have a little kindness people, and have some humor and finesse.
I [b]love[/b] bungie and their new game. Keep it up guys!
[Song and original lyrics by Queen]
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Bravo lol
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Not bad.
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This... This right here. This is why I love the Internet. B)
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This... This right here. This is why I love the Internet. B)
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Nice rewrite! Too bad you won't be in game. *shrugs*
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This right here, is the greatest use of Bohemian Rhapsody I have ever seen. Ever. Of all time.
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i cri every time
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Best thread on this forum...
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Lol queen!!!!! We are the guardians! Lyrics:BatmanFan07 WE ARE THE GAURDIANS MY CLAAANNN! We ARE THE GAURDIANS UNTIL IRON BANNER ENDS! WE ARE GAURDIANS! WE ARE THE GAURDIANS! NO TIME FOR EXPLORING CUZ WE ARE THE GAURDIANS! OF THE TOWER! VERSION 1.0 more coming soon!
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MINDS BLOWN
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Brilliant love it.. I'm inspired to do destiny the musical now
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The only long post worth reading, way to be. Now a I want to ride my sparrow could be next
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YOU SIR, DESERVE A REWARD
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Now... We just need someone to sing it and make a video!
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'clap' 'clap' 'clap' WOOT WOOT!!! no we will not let him post hahah
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I WILL NOT LET YOU POST
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Lol well played
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[b]NOOO!!!!![/b] May the great and powerful Dr. Brian May smite you with badgers for this heresy. Anyone who touches Bo-rap is heathen scum.
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that was actually a perfect summation of pretty much everything all the trolls and naysayers have had to comment on. Also the brilliant use lyricism (not sure if that counts when being read) made me hear the song in my head...O_o my foot is still tapping to the beat.... superb post. you may never receive any tangible reward for this however, this metaphysical e-pat on the back should suffice.
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Absolute gold! XD
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Edited by LukeWarmSoup: 7/27/2014 11:59:07 AMYo..... This deserves to be recognized by Bungie and Queen.
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I want a group of people to sing this. Good stuff. 😆
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Thank u
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I laughed the whole time while reading it. Hilarity Gold!
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Queen ftw
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This makes me smile.