Get hype.
NOW.
START DOING IT!!!
GET FACKING HYPE!!!!!
Destiny is about to dropship it's galactic nuts on your brain!!! You don't have to look at pictures or youtube vids!!! OR have PS players laugh at you while they suck at CRUCIBLE!!!
YOU GET TO PLAY THIS GAME!!!
YOU!!!!!!
Make an EXO!! OR A HOT TITAN CHICK!!! OR a AWOKEN that looks like an ANIME CHARACTER... CAUSE YOU CAN!!!
YOU'RE XBOX360 SITTING IN THE CORNER WILL BURST INTO FLAMES because it's soooo hype over HOW HYPE YOU WILL BE. THAT THING ISN'T EVEN PLUGGED THE HELL IN!!! BUT IT'S WHAT THEY DO!!!
And it's free. The beta is FREE!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT FREE MEANS?!!
It means you get to play this GLORIOUS BETA and SAVE YOUR MONEY!! You can by a bunch of MOUNTAIN DEW or a new Xbox360 to replace the one that got so hype it IMMOLATED!!!!
And us over here at Playstation will be all like... "uh huh... sure the Beta's fun.. I mean, I'm kinda bored. I got my cape.. it's alright I guess. Will everything transfer over? I'm grateful and all... but pvp isn't balanced.. the golden gun needs to be nerfed..." OR OTHER SHIT LIKE THAT!!
BUT NOT YOU!!! YOU!!!! YOU'LL BE LIKE:
"HOLY SHIT IS THAT PETER DINKLADGE!!! MY GIRLFRIEND LOVES THAT SHOW!!!! GAME OF... a... I DUNNO I LOVE THIS BETA!!"
OR
"OMG THAT OGRE JUST... AH... ONE SHOTTED ME!!! THAT SO FACKING COOL!! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE I AM"
And maybe
"I JUST POINTED AT THAT GUY AND HE WAVED BACK!!!!"
"I've had enough for today... I kinda need to do some laundry... or study for the test on... NO I DON'T!!!! I'M GONNA SHIT ON THE DEVILS LAIR AGAIN!!!"
"I CAN DANCE WITHTHOSE GUYS!!!!"
"THEY'RE DANCING WITH ME!!!"
"A PURPLE BALL!!!!!"
So be brave!!! BRAVE ENOUGH to stay up ALL NIGHT and be tired for your AWFUL JOB the next day. Unless you're some kind of LITTLE KID with NO RESPONSIBILITIES... then PLAY THIS SHIT CONSTANTLY until you forget THINGS YOU'VE LEARNED or your parents tell you TO STOP cause it's not HEALTHY!!
So get hype. For reals.
Do it!
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#Destiny
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I think my eyeballs fell out for reading this. [i]You sir, have got me more hyped than ever.[/i]
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Instructions were unclear: cancelled preorder and cried with lack of hype.
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REMAIN CALM PARDON OUR DUST
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You Sir, got me even more hyped to get back online tomorrow when PS4 beta is up again! I'll BE SUCKING MY A*S OFF IN CRUCIBLE!!!
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Well hello Mr. Torgue
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But I am scared( ' Д ' )
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Full marks for enthusiasm. After that I've now (somehow) got more hype for tomorrow which I guess is a good thing...
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(repeatedly refreshes for his x360 beta codes*) like WALA
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Yes. This post is hilarious win. Watch as we continue talking nerfs and people start having actual opinions to be expressed
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I believe, I believe the hype!
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ur ghey
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Too much hype always leads to players that dont like what they see. Since they expect a mindbreaking experience but end up just with a fun game ^^ Hope you xbox players enjoy the game as much as i did, but i bet we will see soon some threads of players who think this is not what they waited for.
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Edited by SmartAndy1: 7/22/2014 12:01:09 PMGET EVEN MORE HYPED FOR DESTINY RUNNING on XBOX ONE (AT LAUNCH) IN 1080P!!! #BecomeLegend #BecomeHyped #GETREKTPS4FANBOYS
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i'm just waiting on a code now....says i will sent it today ( 22nd )......i'm not one of those xboxers who is jealous....in fact been loving decent ps4 players comments saying how great it is........they have just made me look forward to the beta more so no hostility my end....hopefully we will all be in that fun zone together in the next few days.....regardless of console.
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Cool Spot Reference ftw. Welcome Xbox folks. Remember: Don't be Microsoft be MacroStrong
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I cant wait to start playing this!!! Im so excited AHHH!!!!! :DDDD
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Edited by Loot Olson: 7/22/2014 12:44:32 PMSON, I AM HYPE.
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Dang. Reading this post while listening to that music is making me hyped and I've been playing since the Alpha! I can't wait to use a xbox controller. I can't stand symmetrical sticks any longer!
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I'm ready to play
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Came in expecting something else. Pleasantly surprised. Well done, OP.
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This is what I'm talking about, I am so ready I'm about to -blam!-ing pop.
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Edited by Annihilatrix: 7/22/2014 12:59:29 PMWOOOO ya guys this game ps dumped all that money into for it to be developed on our consoles too. OH WAIT IT SUCKS! oh well then we still have cod and battlefield, YA WOOO! oh wait they suck too? so what your saying is destiny can't be worse than my expectations fps already are. YES F**%ing YES! wow that's... AWSOME YA!!!! wait won't the hype ruin this game? WHAT ARE YOIU TALKING ABOUT.THE HYPE IS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT. Oh ok. then when you find out the game is terrible, and your life is ruined because a good videogame is the only thing that your ghetto ass with your terrible job, ugly baby mama can justify spending your kids non existent college fund on; you wake up and realize, YOU DONT OWN A GOD DAMN PLAYSTATION !!!. you breath a sigh of relief and enjoy the good life. lol I don't usually jump in on the console war thought i'd have some fun
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This dude's after free bungie Merch right?
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My guardian is level 8 an awoken Titan I have never seen such a beautifully made game in my life but destiny is over the top. I am happy that Xbox gamers can experience the beta tomorrow for gaming shouldn't be war between consoles but bringing people together with a common experience.
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Psychological evaluation imminent. Outcome: FAIL