So I think I proved that the illuminati is in destiny, here it is: the traveller is a circle, the city is a square, so if you slur those words with a African accent you get : sirkelliahsqware. Which is Brazilian for "turtle" . Turtles eat leaves. Leaves are green. Martians are green (proven). Martians have lasers (also proven) they get lasers from acme (proven again), acme's name is red. Fire trucks are red. Crayons named after firetrucks are also red (hard to believe but this is proven to be true through many scientific trials) crayons are made of wax. Candles have wax. Candles burn. Oil burns. Oil is black. Space is black. Space is big. Dinosaurs are big. Dinosaurs roar. Lions roar. Lions have hair. Dogs have hair. Dogs eat meat. Dragons eat meat (proven). Dragons breath fire. Fire burns shìt. Shìt is inconvienant. Stairs are inconvienant. Stairs hurt if you fall on them. Road spikes hurt if you fall on them. Road spikes are on railroads. Trains are on rail roads. Trains go "woot woooooot! " . Mildly drunk college kids yell "woot!" At sporting events. Soccer (football) is a sport. The soccer ball (football) is a sphere. A sphere is a shape. A star Is a shape. Stars =pentagram=illuminati. There it is ladies and gentlemen, illuminati is proven to be main antagonist in destiny.
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Bump so more can see this horrible truth
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Ye gods he's right!
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Omg it all adds up. 23!
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I think there is more to this... hmmm yes much more...
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Anyone ever notice that if you rearrange the letters in "Destiny" add a bunch, remove a bunch, you get "NEWWORLDORDER"?
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yes , this makes perfect sense.
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Half Life 3 confirmed
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#paranoid...lol
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OH MY F[u]U[/u]CKING GOD
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Respect my [b][i][u] AUTHORITAAAAAY[/u][/i][/b] says jay z, Barack Obama ( and technically (only) Eric cartman)
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Edited by Dibleyy: 7/1/2014 3:19:40 PMNEW EVIDENCE OF DESTINY ILLUMINATI!!!!!!!!!!!
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At first I didn't believe it, but I read on and see that you are absolutely right!
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Your theory would check out perfectly if only dragons existed.
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Wow....get laid. Lol
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Osiris = Illuminati
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If you have an ear infection, and was talking to someone who had a cold, "Jason Jones" sounds like "Nation Owns". Swap those two words around? OWNS NATIONS. Think about it.
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Lost me at turtles
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Oh my god.... You're right!
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Omg it was right in front of me this whole time...
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How could I be so BLIND?!
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Burst out laughing in the bathroom at work...there goes my raise...oh well..
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thus, illuminati. thats genius
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Someone give this man a Novel!
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Does this mean Fallout 4 is coming?
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Cocain is a helluva drug.