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Edited by Plasma Eagle: 6/4/2014 11:16:42 AM
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Flood, I need your help. We need more snacks and children.

The actual Joe Kony has contacted me and has convinced me to help him form a child army to protect his people. Now, this is where you guys come into this. I believe the Flood is more than willing to help. First off, he needs soldiers. Secondly, he asked me to get a van, but I was only able to provide a broken red wagon. Please help Joe Kony get an army so he can defend his people. [u][b]Checklist[/b][/u] -1:Transport 1broken red wagon 1 white van -2:Child Soldiers: 785 1/2 children obtained Kopite's little brother Alphy Banned Luis's nephew Banned Luis's 3y/o cousin Banned Luis's other cousin 6 starving african kids from ember's basement Lucariof14's 764 african children 1/2 an african kid 10 starving africans -3:Volunteers Drill Sgt. Gasai Yuno Verti-Assault team Republican Gaurd Banned Luis Sigma617 Republic Commando omega squad Omnipotence -4:Snacks 1 box of donuts 2 packs of skittles 7 crates of spam 1 crate load of fruit candy snacks. 1 piece of raw salmon sushi 1 half eaten box of blueberry scones 2 bags of Doritos Some pickled feet -5:random donations: 1 big fat donkey dick 1 frozen normal size dick A few .45 rounds 2 pizza cutters 1 skateboard 1 "You're the best around" by Joe Esposito 1 BB gun 1 crowbar 1 red wrench 1 needle nose pliers 1 copy of halo 4 1 Flaming recon set 1 giant purple dildo 5 white knights 1 crate of sex lube All the crap from Abba's MMM thread 1 box 1 flak jacket Dongerino dongerino please no copi pasterino banerino Al Pacino cappuccino orange moccha frappuccino steal your kiderino!!!!!! Go forth, preach the word of Kony my fellow knoynites!

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