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Edited by Prometheus25: 10/27/2014 11:08:25 PM
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What no professor will ever teach you in college UPDATED

I have a cousin who is starting college this fall and on reflecting what I can get her for her grad party, I realized that there are lots of things I learned in college that I wish I had figured out my freshman year. While compiling a list, I decided that many more than just her could benefit from these. Below is a list of lessons I learned the longer way. Perhaps they will help you like they helped me. [quote][/quote] >Extension cords and power strips are worth their weight in gold. >The person everyone talks to the first day is the person who has a hammer, screwdrivers, and pliers to assemble all the new furniture with. >Get and maintain a hobby. "Where are you from," "What dorm do you live in," and (especially) "what's your major" wear out as good conversation items after the first week. >Don't cite wikipedia. Do cite wikipedia's citations. >Some vending machines take nickles and dimes and return quarters. This is great in a pinch on laundry day. >Get all A's your freshman year. Your senior year self will thank you. >Professors rarely tell you everything you need to know for an assignment. Ask questions. Email them. Go to their office hours. If you can't solve a problem, most times they will give you 99.9% of the answer if you show effort before the day it is due. >Get a study group. The only reason I survived junior year is because each member of my group knew a different part of the curriculum well enough. >Always have a backup place to study. The library gets packed during finals week. I made use of my campus' theater and unlocked classrooms. >Find events that offer free food. >Keep fragile items off of desks (or better yet, at home). Some kid [i]will[/i] come along and accidentally break it. >On the inside cover of each class' notebook, put your name, professor's name, and professor's office number, office hours, and email. This will help if you lose your notebook or inevitably lose your syllabus. Few things compare in scale to the panic of needing a question answered the night before an assignment, but being unable to find your profs email. >Super glue can be used to close a wound. >A cheap sewing kit will save you at least once. As will a flashlight. >Be sure to have at least one set of nice clothes (pants, shirt, and tie) >Get an extra phone charger. Hide it for when yours goes missing. >If you go out partying, only take what you absolutely need. Items will drop out of your pockets without you knowing. You won't get them back. >A sink, copper pipe, and a box fan will act as an air conditioner. >An electric water boiler can make some impressive meals >Ramen is only half the story of college living. Simple spices, like pepper and oregano, can drastically alter ramen in good ways. Drop a raw egg in while cooking or add some vegetables. Chicken or tuna (precooked, in a can) also increases the flexibility of the food. >Just about anything can be used as a sled. I've seen rubbermaid containers, lunch trays, laundry baskets, and even the errant mattress. You [i]will[/i] be awarded points for creativity. [b] For those 21 and over: [/b] > Hydration, hydration, hydration. At a PAX party, Schacker tried teasing me about ordering a glass of water at a bar. After explaining that I always grab a glass or two halfway through the night to combat ill effects in the morning, he promptly asked the bartender to make it two. This wards off most hang overs. > Always ask before grabbing any good beer at a house party. It's probably not free game. That's all I can think of. If I think of anymore, I'll add them. Best of luck to you all! Updated... Be careful if you want to dorm with a friend your freshman year. Some people just aren't ready to cope living in close proximity with others. On the same note, try to stay with people who are capable of discussing issues really. You will hear so many funny stories about the passive aggressives and drama queens, but they are only funny until you're the one stuck living with them. Stand up for yourself. No one should care if you politely decline in joining an activity. I've partied with non-drinkers who were a blast to hang out with. I've chilled with pot smokers even though I've never had the desire to join them. If someone is trying to force something on you, they're the ones being uncool. Just calmly ask them why they're being such a buzz kill.

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  • I'm curious about the sink and box fan

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    • Bumping because it's that time of the year.

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      • We have to collect all this gold plated information and create a book. We will call it, the college bible. It's like an angelic choir reading all these tips man.

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          • [quote]>Super glue can be used to close a wound.[/quote] I don't want to know what happened there...

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            • Edited by SSDxCrunchyWolf: 10/14/2015 5:03:06 PM
              [quote]Get an extra phone charger Hide it for when yours goes missing[/quote] This applies to your normal life, especially if you live with other people.

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            • Siracha and Raman. Party on weekends. Thursday's can turn into Wednesday's which can turn into alcohol problems. Make friends in your major. Figure out how to get your ass out of bed for early classes. Usually it takes hours of work to make up what you missed in an hour class. Except for those rare awful professions whose classes are pointless and don help anyway. Don't room with your best friend from high school. 40% of the time it ends bad and spills over into your home circle of friends. Practice safe sex and use birth control. Talk to your advisor about career opportunities. Many majors have almost no jobs for 4 year graduates.

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            • Don't go to college if you have terrible anxiety problems. Your life will be a living Hell and you are going to drop out after freshman year. Get your anxiety fixed by going to a therapist or going to a doctor to get pills that helps relieve it.

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            • Helpful thread is helpful

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            • This is good stuff to know for when I start next week.

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            • lel wat this is just common sense

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            • I'll be going to college in a couple years and I'm glad I found this. This thread is awesome, thanks Prometheus!

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            • Edited by Nickel7Dime: 10/12/2014 7:04:10 AM
              Sit in the front, it forces most people to listen better and the prof might learn your name, knowing your name makes it easier for them to start liking you and liking you can mean good grades or extensions for crucial assignments when you inevitably have 3 due the same day and you forgot all about it a month ago. Also go to some of your profs office hours, especially in the beginning of the year, they are smarter then you and so tend to be more interesting, and most of all, they are bored, bored profs make good friends, you are an adult, you can talk to an adult, and make friends or at least acquaintances with them, it can help. Get someone to read over your essays, you have made a mistake somewhere and you will never find it, but maybe someone else will, you will never get 100 on an essay but you might as well not loose simple marks for something that sounded clear in your head but didnt turn out as a clear thought on paper.

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              • Edited by M1Silencer: 2/12/2015 1:22:37 AM
                If you are a heavy procrastinator like I am, get a calendar and put deadlines a week, or at least a couple days, early so that when it's coming up, you'll get that, "Oh shit, I gotta do that project" adrenaline early on and finish it with enough time to do other things. Also, if you have other, more important things to attend to, you can push off the assignment to its real due date.

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              • I graduated from college over a decade ago. Here are the things I think are most important from the college experience for years after it's over: - Never forget why you're there. You're there to learn how to be an adult, get good grades, and get your career started. Even just by keeping this in mind, you'll be a step ahead of your classmates. - With the above in mind, don't be a square about parties and alcohol; socializing and networking can take you a long way in life, and you might even meet a future best friend or spouse. A couple of drinks helps to lower your inhibitions and meet more people. But take it in moderation. You don't have to get wasted to have fun (in fact you'll have more fun if you're not), and you don't have to party on weeknights to be social. - Don't spend your life on campus. There's a whole big world out there. Take some road trips. Spend some time in cultures other than the one you've grown up in. - Most universities bring in tons of artists to do real cheap (or free) live shows. Quite often, the artists are not yet well known and the shows are nearly empty. You can get up close in personal with bands, comedians, dancers, magicians, and other live performers who just haven't made it big yet and are trying to. Sometimes it sucks, but you'd be surprised at how often you end up at an AMAZING show with only 30 people in the room. And if you like it, offer to buy 'em a beer afterwards - they'll accept. And that's how I hung out with Mos Def, John Stewart, Mike Birbiglia, and the Wu Tang Clan when I was in college. - Don't know what you want to major in, and don't like math or science much? Get a business degree. Period. Sure, liberal arts classes are easy and fun, and are a good way for extra credits to fill out your schedule, but do not get a B.A. degree unless you're obsessed with that subject and are sure you want to do it the rest of your life. Otherwise, you might as well save yourself 4 years and just throw $150,000 cash into a roaring bonfire. - Live like a pauper now so you can live like a king (or queen) later. When your loan checks come in you'll have a ton of cash in your bank account -- for some of you it will be the most money you've ever had at once. Don't go spend it all on beer, drugs, and and that new high-end gaming PC. Take some of that cash and put it into stocks. I'm serious -- thinking about saving for 10 or 15 years in the future may seem ridiculous to you now, but it comes up faster than you think. And just by way of illustration, if I had saved just $1000 per semester when I was in college and bought stock in, say, Apple, it would be worth over $250,000 today. - Don't just sit in your dorm and study. Get a part-time job, or work for yourself. I lifeguarded and waited tables while I was in college. One of my dormmates built websites, and another one gigged with his band at local bars. You wouldn't believe how much freedom a little extra cash will give you (and it gives you the opportunity to start saving and investing, as noted above), and being able to afford a car, or an apartment closer to campus, a nice suit, or a better PC, will give you the ability to be more efficient and flexible about things like studying, internships, and job interviews.

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                • - Devise a good way of taking notes anywhere and everywhere. I like to use Google Keep because you can access it basically anywhere, as well as on your phone. - Use a calendar you can access everywhere, like Google Calendar. Put your class timetable in and make sure to set them to repeat each week. - Noodles. Noodles noodles noodles, noodles noodles. - Just because everyone else is using a laptop doesn't mean you have to as well. I took a pen and notebook to all my classes during my undergrad years and I'd like to think it helped because I wasn't so distracted by things like Facebook and MySpace. - If you start reading up on how you can stay awake better before an exam/test, and you get a suggestion to "change your diet", start exercising, etc... [b]don't do it[/b]. It will screw up your body and you'll end up being worse-off for your test. If you start doing things like that, do it during breaks or near the beginning of the academic calendar (or term/semester). - If you've been copying and pasting things into a submission and someone marks it who has a similar linguistic background to you, you're going to be caught. I've flat-out failed people because I can see clear irregularities in different parts of their assignments: a clear sign of plagiarism. - There's no such thing as a silly question, but if you're entering as a mature-age student, please don't try to think you know everything because you "spent two years in the industry" or something like that, you end up coming across as a pretentious dickhead and end up wasting the class' time. - If you want to really impress the person marking your assignment, reference papers published in journals. It's an instant +1. - Stick to the instructions in your assignment. Don't write or do irrelevant stuff and submit it. It makes the marker's job a lot tougher and you'll probably end up getting marked down (or just a zero) if they can't find what you're supposed to have done. - Format your damn report! Top marks if you: a) have a title page; b) have a table of contents which works properly (ie. I can click an entry and it will go to it); c) use headers and footers [i]properly[/i], be sure to include the page number in an appropriate place (eg. bottom right), as well as your name, student number, etc..., but don't go overboard; d) put in page numbers that start at the proper page (ie. not the title page, but the page where your writing begins); e) provide [i]proper[/i] in-text citations and a reference list which conforms to a standard (eg. numbered or Harvard); f) keep a consistent style (eg. same font and size for main text, same margins for indented block quotes, etc...); g) [i]don't[/i] have figures that span across pages (some are unavoidable, but in that case should be placed in the appendix); h) use numbering for the sections in your report (eg. 2.3.1) which also refers back to the table of contents; i) properly align images and figures and make sure to add a label (it looks really unprofessional if you don't); j) make sure your graphs, figures, images, etc... are legible, especially any text. Some people have a tendency to insert pictures which tiny text in them; k) be careful using colours and fancy fonts. IMO plain looking text is ideal - Don't aim to pass, aim to get 100%

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                  • Shout out if any of this advice helped anyone yet. I'm curious.

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                    • Now I know, thanks friendly neighborhood Ninja!

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                    • Good guy Prometheus

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                    • This thread will be a bookmarked guide, one day.

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                    • Thanks hopefully it will help me if I go to college

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                    • This helped me out a lot last year.

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                      Me and my friends start to want to kill each other after one day in the same room. Lol. Definitely not gonna be in a dorm with them. xD

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