It's a lie. You know, all that stuff about me traveling the world, being trained by masters of multiple martial arts, techniques, and meditation? It's a lie.
In truth, there was only one man I trained under. We continue to work together to this day, fighting evil all over the world. I respect him very much, and he is a badass.
His name? Vladimir Putin.
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Can he be Putin me in contact with Natalia? I uh want to fight crime with her